Ugly Metaphors, Analogies and Similes

Kiss her under the mistletoe? I wouldn't kiss her under anaesthetic.

Her face carried an ugly gene component of hereditary; a jackpot in a bad luck lottery.

A pale girl powdered and tinted as the bride of Dracula.

Looks like the back end of a bus.

Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch.

He's ageing into a trophy of the embalmer's art.

Ugly and hard like a gargoyle hewn by a drunken stonemason.

She has snaggle teeth, size-nine feet, and the face of a Grand National winner.

If she was cast as Lady Godiva, the horse would steal the show.

Excessive tanning sessions and bleached hair give Joan the look of a survivor of nuclear fallout.

She's a peacock in everything but beauty, and best viewed through beer goggles.

The body of a Porsche, the face of a Skoda.

From thirty feet away she looked like a lot of class. From ten feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from thirty feet.

Raymond Chandler

As synthetic and padded as a transvestite's cleavage.

Roland has a weapon that he could use against muggers — his face.

Have a metaphorical experience!