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MetaphorSimile: An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory ~ Friedrich Engels #quote
2010-01-27 01:05:59
MetaphorSimile: RT @spotlessmind10: Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it ~ Cullen Hightower #quote
2010-01-27 23:10:02
MetaphorSimile: Life is too important to take seriously. #wisdom #humor http://ow.ly/10XSm
2010-01-27 21:30:08
MetaphorSimile: It might look like I'm doing nothing on Twitter, but on a cellular level I'm really quite busy. #joke #humor http://ow.ly/10T2C
2010-01-27 20:05:16
MetaphorSimile: If you lie down with dogs, you’re gonna get fleas. #wisdom
2010-01-27 19:05:04
MetaphorSimile: RT @Jason_Manford Couldn't get on twitter for ages as I'd forgotten my password. When I forget - remind me it's "SuBoisSexy321" #joke
2010-01-27 18:01:03
MetaphorSimile: The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage ~ Thucydies #quote #wisdom
2010-01-27 16:05:07
MetaphorSimile: People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people. ~ V is for Vendetta #quote
2010-01-27 15:45:38
MetaphorSimile: To know how rich u are, count all the things money can't buy :) RT @rebeccawoodhead: recession's over. Anyone in UK feeling rich yet?
2010-01-27 14:39:09
MetaphorSimile: The one thing that does not abide by majority rule is a person's conscience ~ Harper Lee #quote
2010-01-27 10:35:56
MetaphorSimile: Little man, little man, 'must' is not used to princes ~ Elizabeth I #quote #insult
2010-01-26 22:09:03
MetaphorSimile: RT @ReyInsurance: Proposed Budget freeze is like going on a diet after a pie eating contest ~ quote @gma
2010-01-26 22:04:33
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs @Stodsports @IsabelTrent @georgebkadave @TeriAulph @plstarks
2010-01-26 17:44:08
MetaphorSimile: RT @stodsports: Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies but let wasps and hornets break through ~Jonathan Swift #quote
2010-01-26 17:42:25
MetaphorSimile: Cool, Margot. U get it, my work here is done...almost. RT @margotfaverey: @MetaphorSimile Metaphors are vitamins for my brain.
2010-01-26 17:35:16
MetaphorSimile: RT @wesjohnson8: "It would be ironic if everyone went blind in the year 2020." #joke #humor
2010-01-26 15:38:17
MetaphorSimile: Live with wolves, and you learn to howl ~ Spanish #Proverb #quote #wolves
2010-01-26 01:23:21
MetaphorSimile: Content might be King but community is its Queen. #seo #metaphor
2010-01-26 00:14:00
MetaphorSimile: Petty laws breed great crimes ~ Ouida #quote #law
2010-01-25 22:04:06
MetaphorSimile: Many thank for Retweeting : @reynoldsj1 @BMAMan @TeriAulph @kaylabarrett2 @cheboricuas @CT_WBB_Fan
2010-01-25 21:50:19
MetaphorSimile: RT @ruhanirabin: "Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things." ~ Unknown #quote
2010-01-25 21:37:08
MetaphorSimile: RT @ReyInsurance: Marriage is not a word: it is a sentence. #quote
2010-01-25 21:28:16
MetaphorSimile: Thanks guys for RTs @CitizensIntel @wolverinept @khadeedoo @JavaJoeMyspace @mysensation @batistamr @DCeventjunkie
2010-01-25 02:09:48
MetaphorSimile: Steve Jobs gives motivational speech to students:"Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life." http://ow.ly/100iY
2010-01-25 01:28:27
MetaphorSimile: There are many things in life that will catch your eye. But only a few will catch your heart ~ Ben Crenshaw #quote
2010-01-25 01:17:50
MetaphorSimile: You can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards ~ Steve Jobs #quote
2010-01-25 01:06:11
MetaphorSimile: RT @MasterMindCoach: "Freedom is the will to be responsible to ourselves" Friedrich Nietzsche #quote
2010-01-25 01:03:51
MetaphorSimile: RT @MurrayMelb: A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams ~ John Barrymore #quote
2010-01-25 00:54:32
MetaphorSimile: RT @MyBlastation: Don't count the days, make the days count. - Muhammad Ali #motivational #quote
2010-01-24 22:32:12
MetaphorSimile: You don’t need anyone else's permission to be happy, just your own. #wisdom
2010-01-24 22:14:06
MetaphorSimile: Life is a series of judgments on insufficient data, & if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us ~ L. Hand #quote
2010-01-24 21:20:05
MetaphorSimile: I studied the piano for several years, before realizing it was a musical instrument made out of wood. #joke #music http://ow.ly/ZX56
2010-01-24 20:42:28
MetaphorSimile: Most of us would rather be hurt by flattery than helped by criticism ~ quote L. J. Peter http://ow.ly/ZX1S
2010-01-24 20:37:29
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs @desertsnail @an9iew @tanyagrae @reynoldsj1
2010-01-24 20:05:44
MetaphorSimile: A timid mind is apt to mistake every scratch for a mortal wound ~ Lord Byron #quote
2010-01-24 19:58:14
MetaphorSimile: You can quote history to support any cause e.g the devil quotes scripture. #quote #bible http://ow.ly/ZWDL
2010-01-24 19:55:29
MetaphorSimile: Many thanks for RTs to @khadeedoo @neekai @RESuccessClub @ThumbsUpClub @health_club @cymlowell @batistamr
2010-01-24 02:48:47
MetaphorSimile: RT @lablyjubbly: We come to #love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. #quote
2010-01-24 02:20:02
MetaphorSimile: Love makes time pass: time makes love pass ~ French #proverb #quote http://ow.ly/ZOtD
2010-01-24 01:00:02
MetaphorSimile: The worst of faces still is a human face ~ Lavater #quote http://ow.ly/ZMSb
2010-01-23 02:00:02
MetaphorSimile: No surprise in a writer, no surprise in a reader. #writing
2010-01-23 01:15:02
MetaphorSimile: Glances are the first billets-doux of love ~ Ninon de L'Enclos #quote
2010-01-23 01:02:28
MetaphorSimile: It's more important to click with the people than to click with the shutter. #photography #portrait
2010-01-23 23:50:02
MetaphorSimile: A feeble government produces more factions than an oppressive one ~ F.Ames #quote #politics
2010-01-23 23:30:02
MetaphorSimile: Expenses are circular. Every inch you add to the diameter adds three to the circumference ~ C. Buxton #quote #finance
2010-01-23 23:23:04
MetaphorSimile: RT @CoachAllura: The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother ~ Theodore Hesburgh #quote
2010-01-23 23:11:10
MetaphorSimile: Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive ~ Anais Nin #quote
2010-01-23 22:58:12
MetaphorSimile: At today's match the referee's breast pocket was starting to look like a toaster! #football #sport
2010-01-23 22:41:33
MetaphorSimile: Football managers: you do well & you move on or you don't & you're moved on ~ Owen Coyle #football #management
2010-01-23 22:38:43
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for #ff and RTs @socialEspeaking @feistycoach @mkinberg @BisTheTall @batistamr
2010-01-23 22:20:08
MetaphorSimile: If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough ~ Einstein #quote #writing
2010-01-22 23:25:02
MetaphorSimile: SEOs disrupt Google’s algorithm like criminals disrupt society. #seo #google
2010-01-22 23:00:02
MetaphorSimile: For where is any author in the world, Teaches such beauty as a woman's eye? ~ Shakespeare #quote http://ow.ly/ZwNC
2010-01-22 22:40:03
MetaphorSimile: What we learn with pleasure we never forget ~ Mercier #education http://ow.ly/ZwPY
2010-01-22 22:23:15
MetaphorSimile: Tonight's restaurant was Modern Scottish – if you complain you get headbutted. #joke #comedy
2010-01-22 22:05:51
MetaphorSimile: The universe is expanding at the rate of a plumber's bill. #inflation #plumbing http://ow.ly/ZwIS
2010-01-22 12:51:05
MetaphorSimile: Both! RT @PearlKelly: Do I love you because you're beautiful, or are you beautiful because I love you? #quote #quotes #love
2010-01-22 12:44:16
MetaphorSimile: RT @tanyagrae: When you look for the good in others, you discover the best in yourself. ~ Martin Walsh #quote
2010-01-22 12:40:44
MetaphorSimile: RT @JJHomeBiz: Do not believe that it is very much of an advance to do the unnecessary three times as fast ~ Peter Drucker #quote
2010-01-22 12:34:34
MetaphorSimile: Thankful 4 RTs @ires @davidmvoth @khadeedoo @Ferdianz @batistamr
2010-01-22 12:34:07
MetaphorSimile: Thanks 4 RTs from @Kirk_Nickey @SSAromatherapy @susiemanning @LesleyDewar @MeeAugraphie
2010-01-22 09:42:10
MetaphorSimile: Nobody works harder than Tim Ferris does promoting his 4 hour working week. #irony #timferris
2010-01-22 00:17:59
MetaphorSimile: Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Tomorrow is a new day. ~ Emerson #quote #wisdom
2010-01-21 02:47:40
MetaphorSimile: The key is not to prioritize your schedule but to schedule your priorities ~ Stephen R. Covey #quotes
2010-01-21 22:00:06
MetaphorSimile: How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world ~ Shakespeare #quote http://ow.ly/Z2Uj
2010-01-21 20:55:03
MetaphorSimile: Too much noise deafens us; too much light blinds us; too much of truth stuns us ~ Pascal #quote #wisdom
2010-01-21 19:00:04
MetaphorSimile: At home the family menu had two choices - take it, or leave it. #food #family http://ow.ly/Z327
2010-01-21 18:04:36
MetaphorSimile: RT @Number1NetBiz: Opinion - knowledge without the hindrance of silly facts. #quote
2010-01-21 18:01:37
MetaphorSimile: Great designs don't happen without enthusiasm. Without it, no one is to be be feared, and with it none despised. #wisdom
2010-01-21 17:41:32
MetaphorSimile: Let error be an infirmity and not a crime ~ Castelar #quote
2010-01-21 17:36:52
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for retweetng to @khadeedoo @Ferdianz @batistamr @birdify @kaylabarrett2 @BizSnips
2010-01-20 22:25:52
MetaphorSimile: The most fun thing a lawyer can do is to say 'I object' ~ Jerry Seinfeld #quote #lawyer #humor
2010-01-20 22:23:59
MetaphorSimile: @batistamr Thanks for the RT. At least you can laugh at your profession.
2010-01-20 22:17:58
MetaphorSimile: With my superpowers I predict that @cheboricuas has teenage offspring. Thanks for the RT.
2010-01-20 22:11:40
MetaphorSimile: The wisest men make fools of themselves over women, & even the most foolish women are wise about men. #love
2010-01-20 22:01:19
MetaphorSimile: Saw a huge fat security guard in Boots today. If a shoplifter had been able to run or walk briskly they would have got away.
2010-01-20 21:43:23
MetaphorSimile: If Abraham's son had been a teenager, it wouldn't have been a sacrifice. #humor #bible
2010-01-20 09:13:14
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs to @hollyfishbein @WorthTheWhisk @charlierichmond @wolverinept
2010-01-20 02:30:02
MetaphorSimile: There's nothing wrong with X's autobiography except a poor choice of subject. Who is X? RT your answer in place of X. #book
2010-01-20 02:00:03
MetaphorSimile: It's been so cold lately, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his OWN pockets. #law #lawyer #humor
2010-01-20 01:15:06
MetaphorSimile: I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything ~ Bart Simpson #quote #humor
2010-01-20 00:52:42
MetaphorSimile: Economics is the only profession where you can gain great eminence without ever being right! #economics #economy
2010-01-20 00:35:56
MetaphorSimile: Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation ~ Mark Twain #quote
2010-01-19 23:55:05
MetaphorSimile: One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor ~ George Carlin #quote #drink
2010-01-19 22:55:03
MetaphorSimile: Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! ~ Homer Simpson #quote #humor
2010-01-19 22:34:35
MetaphorSimile: I spiked Jonathan Ross's diet coke with scotch. It was quite whisky. #joke #pun http://ow.ly/YmpO
2010-01-19 22:16:24
MetaphorSimile: Thanks guys for the RTs @plstarks @mkinberg @RandoTweet @wolverinept @jasonmmurphy
2010-01-19 21:25:05
MetaphorSimile: Economic recessions are self-fulfilling prophecies. #economy http://ow.ly/YbXa
2010-01-19 19:35:04
MetaphorSimile: Education costs money, ignorance costs more. #education #sixwords
2010-01-19 15:18:12
MetaphorSimile: RT @kathiekeeler: Good timber does not grow with ease; The stronger wind, the stronger trees ~ Douglas Malloch #quote
2010-01-19 15:13:09
MetaphorSimile: Thank you 4 RTs : @BillNigh @ParallelMind @2dayIsaw
2010-01-19 11:56:10
MetaphorSimile: Journalist: a writer whose skill is improved by a deadline: the more time he has, the worse he writes ~ Karl Kraus #quote #journalism
2010-01-18 01:15:38
MetaphorSimile: Intelligence enables you to get along without education; education enables you to get along without intelligence. http://ow.ly/Xux0
2010-01-18 01:00:36
MetaphorSimile: Sister went out with capt of chess team. Parents loved him figuring that any guy who took hours to make a move was ok. #joke #humor
2010-01-18 00:40:38
MetaphorSimile: They say you use only 10% of your brain. What about the other 10%? ~ #joke #humor http://ow.ly/Xu2s
2010-01-17 22:58:18
MetaphorSimile: @djleenieman Thanks. My posts are mainly a mixture of quotes & jokes. My mission: to awaken your inner metaphor genius! cheers, Dave
2010-01-17 22:52:26
MetaphorSimile: @batistamr Thanks 4 RT you deserve more followers.
2010-01-17 22:00:13
MetaphorSimile: Men in great place are thrice servants - servants of the sovereign or state, servants of fame, & servants of business ~ F.Bacon #quote
2010-01-17 21:16:23
MetaphorSimile: Wives are young men’s mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men’s nurses ~ Francis Bacon #quote http://ow.ly/XqQu
2010-01-17 20:58:19
MetaphorSimile: Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around! ~ Simpson #quote
2010-01-17 20:30:02
MetaphorSimile: All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. ~ Homer Simpson #quote #humor
2010-01-17 19:51:28
MetaphorSimile: I speak 6 or 7 languages – Spanish, Argentinian, Cuban, Mexican.. ~ Seve Ballesteros #quote #golf
2010-01-17 04:12:54
MetaphorSimile: Art is long, life is short ~ Hippocrates #quote #art
2010-01-17 02:37:51
MetaphorSimile: I was into acid & finding the most hip joint in town. Now I'm into antacid & hip joints ~ G. Keillor #quote #drugs http://ow.ly/XcPu
2010-01-17 23:13:21
MetaphorSimile: The older a man gets, the further he had to walk to school as a boy ~ Josh Billings #quote http://ow.ly/XsKH
2010-01-17 23:05:18
MetaphorSimile: RT @liliandabrai: All #photography is accurate - none of it is truth. -Richard Avedon #quote
2010-01-17 23:02:21
MetaphorSimile: RT @SouthernGemGal: "Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late " - Benjamin Franklin #quote
2010-01-16 02:30:02
MetaphorSimile: Look at what you have, you’ll always see more. If you look at what you don’t have, you’ll never have enough. #wisdom http://ow.ly/X1ve
2010-01-16 01:50:03
MetaphorSimile: They couldn't find the artist so they hung the picture ~ Frank Zappa #quote #artist http://ow.ly/WYmV
2010-01-16 01:37:03
MetaphorSimile: RT @quotejoy: "Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort." Franklin D. Roosevelt
2010-01-16 01:16:22
MetaphorSimile: Rene Descartes came up with the theory of coordinate geometry by watching a fly walk across a ceiling. #omgfacts #science
2010-01-16 01:00:07
MetaphorSimile: Hi Paige thanks 4 RT @CT_WBB_Fan Similarly, thanks Diana @dadairs
2010-01-16 23:50:02
MetaphorSimile: Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder ~ W.C.Fields #quote #drink http://ow.ly/XcOe
2010-01-16 23:00:03
MetaphorSimile: A rich man and his daughter are soon parted ~ Kim Hubbard #quote #wealth
2010-01-16 22:24:31
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs from @BillNigh @wolverinept @mkinberg
2010-01-16 22:17:36
MetaphorSimile: Big thank you to @mitzchi @1txsage1957 @tropigal @BTspeaker
2010-01-16 22:15:50
MetaphorSimile: @SANTATIZING Wow Robin thanks for recommending me.
2010-01-16 22:04:06
MetaphorSimile: What to change history? It's easy – become a historian. #humor #history http://ow.ly/XcQj
2010-01-16 21:52:29
MetaphorSimile: It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank. ~ Bertolt Brecht #quote #banking
2010-01-15 23:40:56
MetaphorSimile: A mine is a hole in the ground owned by a liar ~ Mark Twain #quote
2010-01-15 23:15:03
MetaphorSimile: A fifth of all Google employees are millionaires. #omgfacts
2010-01-15 22:55:12
MetaphorSimile: Obese people get less pleasure from food, not more, so eat more to feel satisfied. #omgfacts #diet
2010-01-15 22:25:12
MetaphorSimile: Artists don't steal. But they do borrow without giving back ~ Ned Rorem #quote #artist http://ow.ly/WZ8R
2010-01-15 22:16:48
MetaphorSimile: How can a two-pound box of chocolates make you gain ten pounds? ~ Roseanne Barr #quote #diet
2010-01-15 21:32:15
MetaphorSimile: RT @awriterslife92: We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospection ~ Anais Nin #quote
2010-01-15 21:24:19
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for 4 RTs @WriteSuccess @mkinberg
2010-01-15 21:10:03
MetaphorSimile: Years ago when I first came to London I didn't have a pound in my pocket. And now - I've got a pound in my pocket. #cash #london
2010-01-15 20:05:05
MetaphorSimile: I call my house Lautrec because it's got two loos ~ T.Cooper #joke #pun
2010-01-15 19:45:06
MetaphorSimile: Dada wouldn't buy me a Bauhaus ~ John Sloan #quote #joke #art http://ow.ly/WPGY
2010-01-15 19:00:05
MetaphorSimile: Steal from one person = theft. Steal from many = taxation. #tax
2010-01-15 18:44:22
MetaphorSimile: They say money talks, but all it ever said to me was 'goodbye' ~ Cary Grant #quote #money
2010-01-15 18:01:07
MetaphorSimile: Thanks 4 RT @dinisguarda: RT @MetaphorSimile: Measure your life in deeds not years ~ D.Richardson #quote #time http://ow.ly/Wv5d
2010-01-15 18:00:38
MetaphorSimile: Thank for RT @wolverinept . Thanks for #ff @feistycoach
2010-01-15 15:41:09
MetaphorSimile: I'm a work of art created by the finest chefs in Europe ~ R.Morley #quote #humor #food http://ow.ly/WPTo
2010-01-15 03:50:06
MetaphorSimile: When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him 'Whose?' ~ Don Marquis #quote
2010-01-15 03:00:02
MetaphorSimile: Chop your own wood and you will be warm twice ~ Henry Ford #quote
2010-01-15 02:13:38
MetaphorSimile: As middle-aged as to snigger at how young people dress ~ #quote D.Richardson http://ow.ly/WENb
2010-01-14 23:50:02
MetaphorSimile: Treat your friends as you do your pictures: place them in the best light. #wisdom #friends
2010-01-14 23:05:03
MetaphorSimile: Measure your life in deeds not years ~ D.Richardson #quote #time http://ow.ly/Wv5d
2010-01-14 22:00:13
MetaphorSimile: People laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian on twitter. Well, they’re not laughing now. #humor #joke http://ow.ly/Wv0b
2010-01-14 17:57:20
MetaphorSimile: Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes ~ Dijkstra #quote #computers
2010-01-14 17:45:43
MetaphorSimile: Thank you for RTs @batistamr @wolverinept @firstpagepro @pakxx @MisSongBird @iambeccafran
2010-01-14 17:43:34
MetaphorSimile: Thanks 4 RT @quotesource: RT @MetaphorSimile Never judge a book by its movie ~ J. W. Eagan #quote #books http://ow.ly/16kOhy
2010-01-14 04:20:02
MetaphorSimile: Every body drags its shadow, and every mind its doubt ~ Victor Hugo #quote #analogy
2010-01-14 03:15:02
MetaphorSimile: Anger is never without a reason, but seldom a good one ~ Benjamin Franklin #quote http://ow.ly/WaZn
2010-01-14 02:30:04
MetaphorSimile: Never judge a book by its movie ~ J. W. Eagan #quote #books
2010-01-14 01:46:47
MetaphorSimile: It is easier to suppress the first desire than to satisfy all that follow it ~ Franklin #quote #wisdom
2010-01-14 01:30:13
MetaphorSimile: My reality checks have been returned for insufficient funds. #joke #humor
2010-01-14 00:22:01
MetaphorSimile: The greatest difficulties lie where we are not looking for them ~ Goethe #quote http://ow.ly/Wez0
2010-01-14 00:04:47
MetaphorSimile: This mashable.com article shows how important metaphors are :How Conceptual Metaphors are Stunting Web Innovation http://ff.im/-ehou9
2010-01-13 02:02:50
MetaphorSimile: Bumper sticker : Question authority and the authorities will question you. #politics http://ow.ly/VQID
2010-01-13 01:48:32
MetaphorSimile: Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong ~ John Diefenbaker #quote
2010-01-13 00:46:45
MetaphorSimile: Thank you for the RTs @charlierichmond @shaanhaider @BillNigh @shaanhaider
2010-01-13 23:25:01
MetaphorSimile: RT @AfricanProverbs: Every cock is a town crier in his own dung heap ~African Proverb #pun #humor
2010-01-13 23:10:02
MetaphorSimile: I would rather have my people laugh at my economies than weep for my extravagance ~ Oscar II #quote
2010-01-13 22:40:48
MetaphorSimile: If you wish to make Pythocles rich, do not add to his money, but subtract from his desires ~ Epicurus #quote http://ow.ly/WcUs
2010-01-13 22:00:03
MetaphorSimile: The truest wisdom is a resolute determination ~ Napoleon #quote #wisdom
2010-01-13 21:03:54
MetaphorSimile: Education gives fecundity of thought ~ Sydney Smith #quote http://ow.ly/WaWL
2010-01-13 20:36:24
MetaphorSimile: In victory, you deserve Champagne, in defeat, you need it ~ Bonaparte #quote http://ow.ly/Wa6o
2010-01-13 20:28:22
MetaphorSimile: RT @sharynread: A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. #quote
2010-01-13 20:27:15
MetaphorSimile: We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? ~ Jean Cocteau #quote #success
2010-01-13 18:29:29
MetaphorSimile: Thanks 4 RTs @GailAllenArt @donnabergmann @jas_pianeta Thanks for follow @MisSongBird
2010-01-12 23:35:01
MetaphorSimile: Recycling tip: use your social media expert's head as a paperweight. #comedy #humor #recycling http://ow.ly/VNFc
2010-01-12 23:00:07
MetaphorSimile: If men were dominoes, the 'social media expert' be the double-blank. #humor #comedy http://ow.ly/VNl3
2010-01-12 22:15:41
MetaphorSimile: Difference btw a social media expert & a used car salesman: the used car salesman can drive & knows when he's lying #humor #twitter
2010-01-12 21:55:50
MetaphorSimile: If you nail two things together that have never been nailed together before, sooner or later someone will buy it. #humor #sales
2010-01-12 10:54:47
MetaphorSimile: Dreamers can conceive what could happen; scientists can make it happen. The best of humanity are those will both traits. #dream #science
2010-01-12 09:41:17
MetaphorSimile: RT @jerrycoen: Father's Day is nine months before Mother's Day. #comedy #humor http://ow.ly/VywV
2010-01-12 04:35:23
MetaphorSimile: Do not accustom yourself to consider debt only as an inconvenience; you will find it a calamity ~ Johnson #quote #debt http://ow.ly/VmWA
2010-01-12 03:51:10
MetaphorSimile: To be ignorant of the lives of the most celebrated men of antiquity is to continue in a state of childhood all our days. http://ow.ly/Vn3V
2010-01-12 02:32:24
MetaphorSimile: Go often to the house of your friend, for weeds choke the unused path ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson #quote http://ow.ly/Vn2e
2010-01-12 01:40:59
MetaphorSimile: @lesfloyd Sorry about the implied ageism Les, it's er..artistic licence. The emphasis is loss of privacy. (Nice one about the Just for Men)
2010-01-12 01:09:13
MetaphorSimile: Our privacy is slowly receding, like an old man’s head going bald. #privacy #metaphor http://ow.ly/Vq3z
2010-01-12 00:48:36
MetaphorSimile: RT @quotme: "History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." - Winston Churchill http://ow.ly/VndV
2010-01-12 00:45:50
MetaphorSimile: It is better to meet danger than to wait for it ~ Colton #quote http://ow.ly/VnaU
2010-01-12 00:20:00
MetaphorSimile: What we frankly give, forever is our own ~ Granville #quote #wisdom http://ow.ly/Vlfm
2010-01-11 01:07:08
MetaphorSimile: Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage ~ Anais Nin #quote #inspiration
2010-01-11 23:26:56
MetaphorSimile: RT @tweetsayings: I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. #quote #exercise
2010-01-11 18:30:22
MetaphorSimile: As long as you can laugh at yourself you will never cease to be amused. #comedy http://ow.ly/VcQJ
2010-01-11 18:11:48
MetaphorSimile: Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has many: not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some ~ Dickens #quote
2010-01-11 18:09:04
MetaphorSimile: I'm a philosopher. I think. #humor #sixwords
2010-01-11 17:54:10
MetaphorSimile: @Copyjoker My reply : Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day #joke
2010-01-11 17:45:20
MetaphorSimile: Many thanks 4 RTs @jas_pianeta @CTWBBFan13 @BillNigh
2010-01-11 17:42:52
MetaphorSimile: Thanks 4 RTs @L_Hawkins @AmandeeTweets @gorgeoussand2 @mlomb @kaylabarrett2 @OmegaO @allysealamo @mushyola @terrysweetser
2010-01-11 17:36:46
MetaphorSimile: @brutwit Hi Russell, Don't worry, I am following you back. It was just I had a craven and unmanly need to log-off and have some sleep.
2010-01-11 15:13:41
MetaphorSimile: If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room ~ Anita Roddick #quote
2010-01-11 05:30:24
MetaphorSimile: Thanks Manisha 4 RT @mnisha_b RT @oldfunnyjoker I'm a recovering alcoholic. Well, I say recovering; I have a hangover. #humor #joke
2010-01-10 23:51:13
MetaphorSimile: Throw ur dreams into space like a kite, & u do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country ~ Nin
2010-01-10 23:36:01
MetaphorSimile: Thanks Cyn, 4 RT @Cynbagley RT @shaanhaider: Everybody thinks of changing humanity, but nobody thinks of changing himself.~Leo Tolstoy
2010-01-10 23:21:34
MetaphorSimile: Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes, playing a poor hand well ~ Jack London #quote #metaphor
2010-01-10 22:25:56
MetaphorSimile: Thanks 4 RT @terrysweetser: Children have more need of models than of critics ~ Joubert RT @MetaphorSimile
2010-01-10 22:05:53
MetaphorSimile: Never look down on short people ~ Greg Tamblyn #quote #humor #sixwords
2010-01-10 21:20:56
MetaphorSimile: Happiness consists, not in possessing much, but in being content with what we possess. #wisdom #insight
2010-01-10 20:56:02
MetaphorSimile: You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club ~ Jack London #quote #inspiration
2010-01-10 20:47:22
MetaphorSimile: RT @gilscorner: Hanging's too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. - Fred Allen #quote #pun
2010-01-10 20:39:56
MetaphorSimile: It’s never a good idea to wait to do anything; given the uncertainty of life, just get going ~ Warren Buffet #quote #wisdom
2010-01-10 20:33:05
MetaphorSimile: Yeah, role models not catwalk models RT @catchingathief: True RT @MetaphorSimile Children have more need of models than of critics ~ Joubert
2010-01-10 20:08:55
MetaphorSimile: Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedic ~ Shannon Ryan #quote #humor
2010-01-10 20:06:26
MetaphorSimile: Children have more need of models than of critics ~ Joubert #quote #kids
2010-01-10 18:35:27
MetaphorSimile: Thanks 4 RT @montybr: RT @MetaphorSimile: If you don't create change, change will create you. #wisdom
2010-01-10 18:34:00
MetaphorSimile: Thanks 4 RT @mlomb: RT @MetaphorSimile: How To Get Ripped Fast ( take a course in Photoshop ) #joke #humor
2010-01-10 18:31:21
MetaphorSimile: RT @marjieN: Love is like a war, easy to begin, hard to end. #quote #love
2010-01-10 18:20:49
MetaphorSimile: You can't sweep other people off their feet, if you can't be swept off your own ~ Clarence Day #quote #inspirational
2010-01-10 16:20:50
MetaphorSimile: Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact ~ William James #quote
2010-01-10 16:10:39
MetaphorSimile: RT @shaanhaider: Everybody thinks of changing humanity, but nobody thinks of changing himself.~Leo Tolstoy #quote
2010-01-10 16:04:34
MetaphorSimile: @omniprasan Thanks Prasanna. Great to find someone else who loves metaphors. By the way, what is my DP??
2010-01-10 03:31:15
MetaphorSimile: Communist: one who has yearnings for equal division of unequal earnings. He forks out his penny for the shilling in your pocket. #politics
2010-01-10 00:12:41
MetaphorSimile: How To Get Ripped Fast ( take a course in Photoshop ) #joke #humor
2010-01-09 22:09:22
MetaphorSimile: If someone wants lots of #money to change your life they are by definition a confidence trickster. #wisdom
2010-01-09 21:38:40
MetaphorSimile: RT @dahara: Anger is never without a reason, but seldom a good one. - Benjamin Franklin #quote
2010-01-09 21:35:25
MetaphorSimile: RT @GolfBallDriver: Malice drinks one half of its own poison ~ Seneca #quote
2010-01-09 21:14:37
MetaphorSimile: I've bought a bottle of sleeping tablets, on the label was: WARNING - may cause drowsiness. #humor #health
2010-01-09 20:57:39
MetaphorSimile: You can tell if a man is clever by his answers. You can tell if a man is wise by his questions ~ Naguib Mahfouz #quote #wisdom
2010-01-09 20:53:09
MetaphorSimile: RT @shirley_cosson: Meditation is the tongue of the soul and the language of our spirit. ~ Jeremy Taylor #quote
2010-01-09 20:41:18
MetaphorSimile: Conscience enables us not merely to learn the right by experiment & induction, but intuitively & in advance of experiment. #wisdom
2010-01-09 20:35:25
MetaphorSimile: RT @MLMNoobie: Business is like riding a bicycle -- either you keep moving or you fall down ~ Frank Lloyd Wright #quote
2010-01-09 20:28:05
MetaphorSimile: The highest exercise of charity is charity towards the uncharitable ~ Buckminster #quote
2010-01-09 19:06:44
MetaphorSimile: RT @heatherdenton: I am realistic — I expect miracles. ~Wayne Dyer #quote
2010-01-09 08:35:38
MetaphorSimile: @scott_de The chance of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.
2010-01-09 08:29:10
MetaphorSimile: Never does a man portray his own character more vividly than in his manner of portraying another ~ Richter #quote #gossip
2010-01-09 08:19:46
MetaphorSimile: It took time, but I eventually developed an attachment for my mother-in-law. It fits over her mouth. #humor #joke #pun
2010-01-09 08:10:57
MetaphorSimile: @LesleyDewar Hi Lesley. Thanks for RTing the jokes. Glad you like 'em.
2010-01-09 08:08:47
MetaphorSimile: RT @poettopoet: #quote “Prejudices are what fools use for reason.†Voltaire quote
2010-01-08 00:33:53
MetaphorSimile: RT @teamsoteria: "Drama is an unnecessary byproduct of a poorly managed life." #quote via @krystyl (via @BlackRain7)
2010-01-08 00:18:02
MetaphorSimile: The smallest children are nearest to God, as the smallest planets are nearest the sun ~ Richter #quote #metaphor #kids
2010-01-08 22:01:27
MetaphorSimile: RT @drd1234: “So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free." Jason Love #quote #tv
2010-01-08 21:47:44
MetaphorSimile: Be brief; for it is with words as with sunbeams - the more they are condensed, the deeper they burn ~ Southey #quote #writing
2010-01-08 21:34:01
MetaphorSimile: At the restaurant I said:"I will have the pizza cut into quarters please. There's no way I can eat eight pieces.†#humor #food
2010-01-08 20:30:27
MetaphorSimile: @LyndaLaPlante Lynda, many thanks 4 #FollowFriday ( Lynda La Plante : one of Britian's top screenwriters, and v. generous to twitter fans )
2010-01-08 20:17:07
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for #FF to @feistycoach & @teamsoteria
2010-01-08 20:15:45
MetaphorSimile: Thanks 4 RTs @firstpagepro @RubyYT @Copyjoker @batistamr @vijayshekhar @squirminherman @squirminherman @BohoEvents @tcl189 @MsCyberDiva
2010-01-08 20:13:55
MetaphorSimile: Thanks 4 RTs @pberard @dwirianti_iin @Ignaura @staceyangela @GawdWoarriar1 @pranavmukul @ginyaginya @sabai95 @Darling_Vamp @quotesource
2010-01-08 20:12:34
MetaphorSimile: Many thanks 4 RT @funnyoneliners: Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick-skinned, short-sighted and always ready to charge.RT @MetaphorSimile
2010-01-08 01:53:35
MetaphorSimile: Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last. #humor #snow
2010-01-08 00:41:48
MetaphorSimile: Neglected calumny soon expires; show that you are hurt, and you give it the appearance of truth ~ Tacitus #quote #wisdom
2010-01-07 23:59:55
MetaphorSimile: The dew of compassion is a tear ~ Byron #quote #metaphor
2010-01-07 22:45:17
MetaphorSimile: Thanks 4 RTs @chairsonly: RT @ElviraMajor RT @MetaphorSimile: Never marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper. Scottish #proverb #quote
2010-01-07 22:44:06
MetaphorSimile: Thanks 4 RTs @SherryPCMO @devsandbox @dahara @mlomb: RT @MetaphorSimile The fewer the words the better the prayer ~ Luther #quote #prayer
2010-01-07 22:41:58
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RT @aMBoYiNg: RT @MetaphorSimile: You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him
2010-01-07 22:34:57
MetaphorSimile: What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?...outlaws are wanted. #humor #family
2010-01-07 22:28:55
MetaphorSimile: RT @5tevenw: I don't do double-entendres, but I do like to slip a big one in occasionally. #joke #pun
2010-01-07 15:41:38
MetaphorSimile: First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win ~ Mahatma Gandhi #quote
2010-01-06 01:59:01
MetaphorSimile: People who never get carried away should be ~ Malcolm Forbes #quote #humor
2010-01-06 01:51:30
MetaphorSimile: RT @RocknRollDating: #Poetry is just the evidence of life. If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash ~ #quote Leonard Cohen
2010-01-06 01:48:18
MetaphorSimile: RT @iambeccafran: "Ideologies separate us. Dreams and anguish bring us together." - Eugene Ionesco #quote RT @mlomb
2010-01-06 01:42:02
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs @PrincessLV @Aislinnye24 @oprahdiet
2010-01-06 01:37:13
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RT @COWBOYJD: RT @MetaphorSimile: The fewer the words the better the prayer ~ Luther #quote #prayer
2010-01-06 01:19:10
MetaphorSimile: @AllModConz He's the Modfather. An icon here in the UK. Number 1 hits in 80's. Adopted by Brit Pop in 90's. He never stops writing songs.
2010-01-06 01:10:33
MetaphorSimile: RT @Muchsaidbyjane "The chains of our habits are too light to feel until they are too heavy to be broken ~Warren Buffett #quote #buffet
2010-01-06 00:45:34
MetaphorSimile: @AllModConz I collect metaphors/similes/figurative. So often they're joke punchlines.Hey, I get ur All Mod Cons now as ur into Weller & Jam.
2010-01-06 00:34:34
MetaphorSimile: RT @feistycoach: RT @Vincent_Ang: God gives talent, work transforms talent into genius. Anna Pavlova #quote
2010-01-06 00:31:19
MetaphorSimile: You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. ~ Goethe #quote
2010-01-05 23:38:35
MetaphorSimile: RT @MrsStephenFry: It's so cold I've just seen Tiger Woods wearing trousers. #joke #tiger
2010-01-05 22:31:27
MetaphorSimile: To make pleasures pleasant shorten them ~ Charles Buxton #quote #sixwords #wisdom
2010-01-05 22:15:21
MetaphorSimile: The fewer the words the better the prayer ~ Luther #quote #prayer
2010-01-05 19:16:24
MetaphorSimile: RT @jvmarket: Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.-- Oscar Wilde
2010-01-05 19:13:18
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs @gracepage @cwriting @AllModConz @Damian_Mann @SuzyLMathews @iamwritermom @TheTimeMiner @kaylabarrett2 @james_k_brown
2010-01-05 19:00:49
MetaphorSimile: RT @judyrey: RT @iTweetArt: If people knew how hard I worked to get my mastery, it wouldn't seem so wonderful at all. ~ Michelangelo #quote
2010-01-04 02:55:08
MetaphorSimile: "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted" #sign #humor
2010-01-04 02:03:12
MetaphorSimile: First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. F Scott Fitzgerald (alcoholic, died aged 44) #quote
2010-01-04 01:40:29
MetaphorSimile: I want, by understanding myself, to understand others ~ Katherine Mansfield #quote #insight
2010-01-04 01:32:31
MetaphorSimile: If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative ~ Woody Allen #quote
2010-01-04 01:28:46
MetaphorSimile: The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything ~ Theodore Roosevelt #quote
2010-01-04 00:16:59
MetaphorSimile: I miss my ex...but my aim is getting better. #humor #joke #love
2010-01-04 00:09:09
MetaphorSimile: If talent is everything then why does even Usain Bolt need to train so hard? ~ Dave Richardson #quote #training
2010-01-03 01:47:39
MetaphorSimile: Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. ~Fowler #quote #writing
2010-01-03 01:21:57
MetaphorSimile: The only successful lawsuit is one worn by a policeman. #law #humor
2010-01-03 22:30:54
MetaphorSimile: A committee is a group of people who keep minutes and lose hours. #humor # joke #pun
2010-01-03 22:23:01
MetaphorSimile: Politeness is a gilt-edged investment that seldom misses a dividend. #insight #metaphor
2010-01-03 22:21:04
MetaphorSimile: I am a part of all that I have met ~ Alfred Tennyson #quote #poetry
2010-01-03 22:08:21
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs @iamwritermom @mushyola
2010-01-03 22:06:21
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RT @AndrewSheldon: RT @MetaphorSimile: If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner. #joke #humor #diet #diet
2010-01-03 16:11:58
MetaphorSimile: 100,000 tweets can't be wrong. RT @Debra_McDowell: A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong #quote
2010-01-03 15:55:48
MetaphorSimile: Never marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper. Scottish #proverb #quote
2010-01-03 14:59:57
MetaphorSimile: If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner. #joke #humor #diet
2010-01-03 13:40:57
MetaphorSimile: RT @GuruQuotes: The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. ~Gandhi #quote
2010-01-03 13:32:47
MetaphorSimile: Productivity is value divided by time. Only you can determine what is of value to you. #work
2010-01-02 23:16:41
MetaphorSimile: Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith #quote
2010-01-02 23:09:45
MetaphorSimile: RT @eugen12: RT @iambeccafran: RT @LoriMoreno: A heart that loves is always young. ~Greek Proverb #quote
2010-01-02 23:07:45
MetaphorSimile: He's so old he buys his calendars by the month. #humor #age
2010-01-02 22:54:35
MetaphorSimile: You know you're old when your back goes out more than you do. #humor #health
2010-01-02 22:48:58
MetaphorSimile: A man should live with his superiors like he does with his fire: not too near, least he burn; not to far, lest he freeze ~ Diogenes #quote
2010-01-02 22:33:30
MetaphorSimile: RT @james_k_brown: I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money ~ Bob Hope #quote #money
2010-01-02 22:30:35
MetaphorSimile: Morale is the single greatest factor in successful wars ~ Dwight D. Eisenhower #quote
2010-01-02 22:20:13
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs @dahara @LyndonEvans @jakriffer @scrapin_chick @Market_Renegade @property_101 @AnnaManning@fatloss4all @srdash
2010-01-02 22:15:39
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for the RTs @TraceTV @HealthNut_News @MrTweetSays @KungFluFighter @dmbark @coco958 @waniHZ @dwbjr69 @dwbjr69 @aquariumconcept
2010-01-02 01:20:58
MetaphorSimile: Write smarter blogs & articles with clever metaphors & similes. Discover your inner writing genius. -> http://bit.ly/5nYXVS #writing #blog
2010-01-02 00:47:31
MetaphorSimile: I used to think I was indecisive, but I'm not so sure now. #humor #joke
2010-01-01 22:42:59
MetaphorSimile: Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine ~ Lord Byron #quote #health #humor
2010-01-01 22:35:06
MetaphorSimile: Did I mention my claim to fame? I once put together an Ikea wardrobe in less than four days. #joke #diy
2010-01-01 22:27:31
MetaphorSimile: @frank_souders Hyia Frank. Glad you like the quips. All the best for the New Year.
2010-01-01 22:24:21
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for the RTs @kazimahmood @danielrobb @anpsmn RT @metaphorsimile: Don't marry a tennis player – love means nothing to them. #pun
2010-01-01 22:20:47
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for the RT @FatBlood: RT @MetaphorSimile: I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. #joke #health
2010-01-01 21:42:21
MetaphorSimile: Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing ~ Albert Schweitzer #quote
2010-01-01 19:04:05
MetaphorSimile: It is better to live rich than to die rich ~ Samuel Johnson #quote #money
2010-01-01 19:01:45
MetaphorSimile: Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved innocent. - George Orwell #quote
2010-01-01 17:42:18
MetaphorSimile: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. #joke #fishing
2010-01-01 17:30:44
MetaphorSimile: Tom spent years trying to find a cure for his halitosis and acne only to find that people didn’t like him anyway. #joke #insult
2010-01-01 17:24:41
MetaphorSimile: Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't had. #joke #health
2010-01-01 17:14:39
MetaphorSimile: My idea of housework is the sweep the floor with a glance. #joke #pun
2009-12-31 15:33:44
MetaphorSimile: RT @Vincent_Ang: You may only be someone in the world, but to someone else, you may be the world #quote #love
2009-12-31 15:27:38
MetaphorSimile: Michael Bolton has had nine hit this year!... on his website. #joke #music #pun
2009-12-31 14:26:40
MetaphorSimile: Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick-skinned, short-sighted and always ready to charge. #lawyers #joke #pun
2009-12-31 14:19:46
MetaphorSimile: Thank you for the RTs @CTWBBFan13 @taximike @FreeNewPower @leogaurav @darupprecht
2009-12-31 14:05:31
MetaphorSimile: Thank for RT @anpsmn: RT @metaphorsimile: Don't marry a tennis player – love means nothing to them. #pun #joke #tennis
2009-12-31 11:33:51
MetaphorSimile: I studied to be a bone specialist because the tutor said I had a head for it. #joke
2009-12-31 11:19:50
MetaphorSimile: I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. #joke
2009-12-31 11:14:09
MetaphorSimile: RT @vanand98: Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn't always have to be their top priority. -William Arthur Ward #quote
2009-12-31 10:57:51
MetaphorSimile: RT @GetHappyQuotes: If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone.†Maxwell Maltz #quote #friends
2009-12-31 10:51:18
MetaphorSimile: RT @FirojBD: Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess of comfort. - Charles Dickens #quote
2009-12-31 10:42:53
MetaphorSimile: RT @socialthumbs: It's what we learn after we think we know it all that counts. -Kim Hubbard #quote
2009-12-31 02:23:21
MetaphorSimile: RT @brianho92: We have to believe in free will. We have no choice. #belief
2009-12-31 02:17:38
MetaphorSimile: RT @iget2work: "Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to." Bill Vaughan #quote
2009-12-31 02:07:31
MetaphorSimile: RT @catchingathief: RT @kidsbestlife: "It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men." Frederick Douglass #quote #kids
2009-12-31 01:59:02
MetaphorSimile: First we make our habits, then our habits make us. ~ Charles C. Noble #quote
2009-12-31 01:53:36
MetaphorSimile: Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity. ~ Hanlon's Razor #quote #adage
2009-12-31 01:50:23
MetaphorSimile: If you add to the truth, you subtract from it. ~The Talmud #quote
2009-12-31 01:39:11
MetaphorSimile: RT @mj_santos: Liberals want government to be your Mom. Conservatives want to be your Dad. Libertarians want to be treated like an adult.
2009-12-31 01:26:48
MetaphorSimile: If you're not fired with enthusiasm you will be fired with enthusiasm. #wordplay #work
2009-12-31 01:23:31
MetaphorSimile: It took time, but I eventually developed an attachment for my mother-in-law. It fits over her mouth. #joke #pun #family
2009-12-30 15:30:34
MetaphorSimile: RT @_landscaping: No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot. -Scott Adams #quote
2009-12-30 15:26:47
MetaphorSimile: No matter who you vote for the government always seems to get in. #politics #joke
2009-12-30 15:23:34
MetaphorSimile: Used to work @ the unemployment office. Really hated it because when they fired me, I still had to show up @ work the next day. #joke
2009-12-30 02:12:05
MetaphorSimile: RT @isaacyassar: "I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter." ~ Steven Pearl #quote
2009-12-30 01:35:45
MetaphorSimile: RT @Power2BThin: "How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world." Anne Frank
2009-12-30 01:27:18
MetaphorSimile: RT @gracepage: I believe in the sun even if it isn't shining.I believe in love even when I am alone. I believe in God even when He is silent
2009-12-30 01:19:10
MetaphorSimile: People laughed when I told them I intended to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now. #joke #comedian
2009-12-30 00:44:31
MetaphorSimile: It's not the minutes you spend at the table that put on weight, it's the seconds. #diet #pun
2009-12-30 00:39:07
MetaphorSimile: The formula for a happy marriage is the same as for living in California, when you find a fault, don't dwell on it. #marriage
2009-12-30 00:37:39
MetaphorSimile: Don't marry a tennis player – love means nothing to them. #pun #joke #tennis
2009-12-29 23:10:04
MetaphorSimile: #omgfacts In World War 1 hospitals gas victims were given cigarettes to smoke in an effort to clear their lungs.
2009-12-29 23:07:42
MetaphorSimile: RT @nanpon: A spider's silk is stronger than steel #omgfacts. @nanpon It's five times stronger than steel of the same diameter
2009-12-29 22:28:41
MetaphorSimile: Thanks to Jim & Kristine for the RT @JimSutton5 @TinNapalaSY
2009-12-29 22:26:33
MetaphorSimile: @just_facts Thanks, but my computer is fine. It was a joke & a haiku poem, which is form of Japanese poetry containing 17 syllables.
2009-12-29 11:46:04
MetaphorSimile: RT @nimblewords: Security is when everything is settled. When nothing can happen to you. Security is the denial of life. -Germaine Greer
2009-12-29 11:33:09
MetaphorSimile: Windows XP crashed / I am the Blue Screen of Death / No one hears your screams. #haiku #poem
2009-12-29 01:15:24
MetaphorSimile: The Flower of Scotland = The thistle that's deep-fat-fried. #scotland #health #joke
2009-12-29 01:01:39
MetaphorSimile: If you think too much about your own importance, it will distract you from doing something important. #ego
2009-12-28 22:01:01
MetaphorSimile: I forgive you for forgetting to me an RT for my joke. RT @SteveSipress: Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. #joke #kids
2009-12-28 21:52:06
MetaphorSimile: RT @Har0on: A lion would never cheat on his woman but a tiger would. #pun #joke
2009-12-28 21:43:49
MetaphorSimile: RT @TinNapalaSY: #quote "If you can't do it today what makes you think you will do it tomorrow?" -- Yusuf Tura
2009-12-28 21:40:40
MetaphorSimile: Sharyn - good luck with the 1/2 Mara - RT @sharynread: We can do no great things, only small things with great love. Mother Theresa #quote
2009-12-28 21:14:13
MetaphorSimile: RT @KeithRBrown Most great people have attained their greatest success just one step beyond their greatest failure ~ Napoleon Hill #success
2009-12-28 21:01:35
MetaphorSimile: If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? ~ Milton Berle #quote #family #evolution
2009-12-28 19:02:34
MetaphorSimile: Hey, I'm still maintaining last year's New Years resolution of one sit-up per day...getting out of bed. #joke #newyear #exercise
2009-12-28 18:31:33
MetaphorSimile: RT @GloriousYou: Prosperity is a way of living and thinking. Poverty is not just a lack of money or things - #money #wealth
2009-12-28 17:53:26
MetaphorSimile: RT @SimonWeilSucces: When people say, "you'll grow up," what they really mean is, "You'll give up like I did." - please,don't give up
2009-12-28 16:30:07
MetaphorSimile: You will find poetry nowhere unless you bring some of it with you ~ Joseph Joubert #quote #poetry
2009-12-28 16:28:58
MetaphorSimile: Costly followers are not to be liked; lest while a man maketh his train longer, he make his wings shorter ~ Francis Bacon #followers
2009-12-28 01:48:37
MetaphorSimile: RT @LouVettel: If you want to know how rich you are, just count up all the things you have that money can't buy. #money
2009-12-28 01:42:07
MetaphorSimile: RT @jasonoelrich: The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground. #inspiration
2009-12-28 22:27:37
MetaphorSimile: "Who's the biggest influence on your career?" Ian St. John: Bill Shankley. Jimmy Greaves: Vladimir Smirnoff #quote #football
2009-12-28 22:16:00
MetaphorSimile: @ the restaurant I said:"I will have the pizza cut into four please. There's no way I can eat eight pieces." They laughed at me! #joke #food
2009-12-28 22:07:55
MetaphorSimile: What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?... Outlaws are wanted. #joke #family
2009-12-27 23:16:41
MetaphorSimile: @patty_herrera Hi Patty, read your blog post - All I can say is the lottery is for losers! It's a tax on people who are bad at maths.
2009-12-27 20:40:46
MetaphorSimile: Hi, thanks for the RT @maryannemax: RT @MetaphorSimile: Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. #joke #kids
2009-12-27 13:05:18
MetaphorSimile: A repressed memory is like a noisy intruder being thrown out of a concert hall. He will bang on the door & continue to disturb the concert
2009-12-27 12:56:22
MetaphorSimile: #Love is an attempt to change a piece of a dream world into reality.
2009-12-27 12:41:51
MetaphorSimile: RT @terrymslobodian: RT: @Virtual_Guru I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.~Rodney Dangerfield #joke #pun
2009-12-27 12:35:44
MetaphorSimile: The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. #joke #family
2009-12-27 12:29:13
MetaphorSimile: RT @W3ll4: A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home. #joke
2009-12-27 12:26:14
MetaphorSimile: Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. #joke #kids
2009-12-27 12:21:26
MetaphorSimile: Every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities he does not possess, to gain applause he cannot keep. @MetaphorSimile
2009-12-27 12:00:55
MetaphorSimile: Wow thanks for the recommendation. RT @ciaomari: #Follow @MetaphorSimile if you appreciate wit & witticisms entangled with clever wordplay!
2009-12-27 02:21:50
MetaphorSimile: RT @SNutizzle: The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization. #history #insult
2009-12-27 02:01:01
MetaphorSimile: Coffee – a drink that increases the heart-rate, when you see the high street price per cup. #health #joke
2009-12-27 01:46:14
MetaphorSimile: Why should you never wear Russian underpants? ...Chernobyl fall-out. #joke #pun
2009-12-27 01:41:13
MetaphorSimile: People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. #sleep #simile
2009-12-27 01:38:26
MetaphorSimile: RT @mlomb: Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. ~ Scott Adams #quote
2009-12-27 01:35:15
MetaphorSimile: RT @Joann_Henry: The Universe was obviously an open source project, otherwise it wouldn't have been documented so badly. #software
2009-12-27 01:18:36
MetaphorSimile: A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use ~ Washington Irving #quote
2009-12-27 01:13:36
MetaphorSimile: Could be time for a New Year diet? I just stepped on the scales and saw my telephone number ! #joke #weightloss
2009-12-27 01:00:20
MetaphorSimile: RT @Goldzone: You are not going to have a better #relationship with a person than the relationship they have with themselves.
2009-12-26 10:41:23
MetaphorSimile: Reporter: What's your impression of Leeds? Gordon Strachan: I don't do impressions. #football #quote
2009-12-26 10:27:18
MetaphorSimile: RT @TwitWalk: "The problem with analogies is that they're so much like snowflakes." ~ #quote #metaphor
2009-12-24 17:47:30
MetaphorSimile: Think I've DMed everyone. Have a great Christmas, but remember - everything in moderation including moderation. #christmas
2009-12-24 17:35:07
MetaphorSimile: @blamping Thanks RT @MetaphorSimile: A healthy male bore consumes, each year, more than 1.5 times his own weight in other people's patience
2009-12-24 02:51:51
MetaphorSimile: RT @tesschallis: The universe will fill your cup if you carry a big cup, a little cup, or a thimble - S. Choquette #quote
2009-12-23 22:24:22
MetaphorSimile: Spice up your boring blog prose with quality metaphors and similes. Free at http://bit.ly/5nYXVS #writer #copywriter #blogging
2009-12-23 22:15:14
MetaphorSimile: For our own success to be real, it must contribute to the success of others ~ Eleanor Roosevelt #quote #success
2009-12-23 22:12:44
MetaphorSimile: The best time to make friends is before you need them. #friends #advice
2009-12-23 22:03:48
MetaphorSimile: @nickgatt Thanks for RT - RT@MetaphorSimile: Who are the most decent people in a hospital? Answer: The ultrasound people. #pun
2009-12-23 22:03:01
MetaphorSimile: @geekjokes Thanks for RT @MetaphorSimile: I've just bought a bottle of sleeping tablets, on the label was: WARNING - may cause drowsiness.
2009-12-21 12:31:19
MetaphorSimile: I've just bought a bottle of sleeping tablets, on the label was: WARNING - may cause drowsiness. #health #joke
2009-12-19 21:12:04
MetaphorSimile: How come there is no other name for thesaurus? #writing
2009-12-19 21:06:16
MetaphorSimile: Reading isn't an occupation we encourage amoung police officers. We like to keep the paperwork down to a minimum ~ Joe Orton #quote #joke
2009-12-19 20:54:06
MetaphorSimile: Ask your child what he wants for dinner, only if he is buying. #children #food
2009-12-19 20:39:34
MetaphorSimile: Your head is as empty as a hermit's address book. #insult #simile
2009-12-19 20:26:45
MetaphorSimile: A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist. #shopping
2009-12-19 20:23:21
MetaphorSimile: #Wealth: the upper crust are just a bunch of crumbs held together by dough. #metaphor #pun
2009-12-15 13:20:06
MetaphorSimile: Learn to generate more impact as a writer with the power of metaphor and simile. Free at http://bit.ly/5nYXVS #writer #copywriter #blog
2009-12-15 12:35:02
MetaphorSimile: RT @ChrisCopywriter: "Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart." ~ William Wordsworth #writer #quote
2009-12-15 12:20:58
MetaphorSimile: Reality check for the art world -> RT @gilscorner: The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an #artist.
2009-12-15 12:06:28
MetaphorSimile: When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog, that is news - Charles Dana #quote #news
2009-12-15 00:54:56
MetaphorSimile: We are selling our cows and chicken to buy milk. Selling income producing assets to enjoy current consumption. #metaphor #debt
2009-12-15 00:34:28
MetaphorSimile: I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. #joke #marriage #humor
2009-12-15 00:30:11
MetaphorSimile: RT @LoriMoreno: The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. ~William James #quote
2009-12-14 23:55:57
MetaphorSimile: RT @marjieN: Every 10 seconds a woman is giving birth. She must be found and stopped. #joke #humour #humor
2009-12-14 23:52:10
MetaphorSimile: A healthy male bore consumes, each year, more than one and half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike #quote #humor
2009-12-14 23:17:38
MetaphorSimile: Who are the most decent people in a hospital? Answer: The ultrasound people. #joke #pun
2009-12-14 21:36:35
MetaphorSimile: My claim to fame: I once put together an Ikea wardrobe in less than four days. #joke #fame
2009-12-14 13:20:41
MetaphorSimile: RT @erickurit: "I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours." - Jerome K. Jerome #quote #humor
2009-12-14 13:14:51
MetaphorSimile: RT @priyaasaki: RT @superjenie: Good things come to those who wait, but great things come to those who act.
2009-12-14 02:10:28
MetaphorSimile: RT @delboy7: My heart goes out to you. You should probably go buy some consumer electronics. That always helps me. #quote #joke
2009-12-14 02:01:23
MetaphorSimile: RT @Besttips: If you don't go to somebody's funeral they won't come to yours. -Yogi Bera #quote
2009-12-14 01:58:32
MetaphorSimile: Liverpool FC are to winning as Tiger Woods is to monogamy. #tiger #analogy #sport
2009-12-14 01:50:59
MetaphorSimile: I adopted #twitter like Wordsworth took to the Lake District. #simile #poetry
2009-12-14 01:47:13
MetaphorSimile: RT @mikeystweetbox: You will never do anything in this world without courage. It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor#Aristotle
2009-12-14 01:42:46
MetaphorSimile: RT @TwitGals: "Press any key to continue, where's the any key?" - Homer Simpson
2009-12-14 01:32:53
MetaphorSimile: RT @ShariRisoff: One of the risks of advertising tied to a celebrity -''your image gets carried by someone you can't control." #celebrity
2009-12-14 01:26:26
MetaphorSimile: RT @delboy7: The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. -W. Somerset Maugham #quote
2009-12-13 23:01:40
MetaphorSimile: You have a face for radio, a voice for mime and a body you could grow tomatoes off. #insult #surreal
2009-12-13 22:55:11
MetaphorSimile: RT @Heartlightgirls: RT @AlissaFereday: If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room.
2009-12-13 22:52:40
MetaphorSimile: RT @craigs3rd: A man's grammar, like Caesar's wife, must not only be pure, but above suspicion of impurity. - Edgar Allan Poe #quote #simile
2009-12-13 22:44:00
MetaphorSimile: RT @QuotetheDay: Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates
2009-12-13 19:04:06
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2009-12-13 18:57:10
MetaphorSimile: RT @NutritionLife: One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. -Rita Mae Brown #quote
2009-12-13 18:56:00
MetaphorSimile: RT @patrickdupont: RT @yonigbode: Patience is a bitter plant that produces sweet fruit. - Charles Swindoll #Quote #metaphor
2009-12-13 18:54:13
MetaphorSimile: RT @brianadkins1: RT @DJMorrisFitness: "Either you run the day or the day runs you." -Jim Rohn #quote
2009-12-13 18:52:48
MetaphorSimile: RT @mnisha_b: RT @marjieN: Never marry for money. You'll borrow it cheaper. #humour
2009-12-13 17:50:59
MetaphorSimile: RT @emjaydoesPR: Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last #simile
2009-12-13 17:44:45
MetaphorSimile: Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of charm. #metaphor
2009-12-13 17:39:43
MetaphorSimile: RT @devans72: RT @dahara: Change your thoughts and you change your world. - Norman Vincent Peale #quote
2009-12-13 17:37:51
MetaphorSimile: RT @WeightLadder: She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket. -Raymond Chandler #quote
2009-12-13 17:35:54
MetaphorSimile: RT @sharynread: The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. Winston Churchill #quote
2009-12-13 17:32:30
MetaphorSimile: RT @Diplead: RT @ronleopold: "Change is inevitable- except from a vending machine." -Robert Gallagher #quote #lol #joke
2009-12-13 17:13:36
MetaphorSimile: RT @kellylynchring: "Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are."Chinese Proverb #quote
2009-12-13 12:09:25
MetaphorSimile: Hemline – a confidential phone line for distressed dressmakers. #joke
2009-12-13 12:07:40
MetaphorSimile: I was doing some decorating, so I used a step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder. #joke
2009-12-13 12:03:27
MetaphorSimile: RT @DeWeekendRo: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. And today? Todayis a gift. That's why we call it the present." i #quote
2009-12-13 12:02:31
MetaphorSimile: RT @Number1NetBiz: People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues. #quote
2009-12-13 12:01:06
MetaphorSimile: RT @VictoriaRusso: RT @sharynread: Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it. Maya Angelou #quote
2009-12-13 11:58:59
MetaphorSimile: RT @daisydeblonde: RT @Vincent_Ang: The worst bankrupt in the world is the person who has lost his enthusiasm #quote
2009-12-13 01:54:05
MetaphorSimile: RT @TheSilverHammer: RT @DailyCurmudgeon: One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing. OSCAR WILDE#quote #quotation
2009-12-13 01:43:18
MetaphorSimile: RT @SwimBikeRunning: Don't simply retire from something have something to retire to. -Harry Emerson Fosdick #quote
2009-12-13 01:41:23
MetaphorSimile: RT @CoachDawn: "You know you are on the road to success if you would do your job, & not be paid for it." Oprah #quote (RT @PBPerformance)
2009-12-13 01:40:30
MetaphorSimile: RT @prabhasgupte: "Don't be afraid to take a big step. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps." - David Lloyd George #Quote
2009-12-13 01:39:49
MetaphorSimile: RT @wipoolplayer: Nine out of ten people who change their minds are wrong the second time too. Author Unknown #quote
2009-12-13 01:37:29
MetaphorSimile: RT @TwtMarketerPro: Simplicity, of all things, is the hardest to be copied. -Sir Richard Steele #quote
2009-12-13 01:33:00
MetaphorSimile: RT @deanoramynb: flush twice. it's a long way to redmond. -Jon Slenk #quote
2009-12-13 01:29:57
MetaphorSimile: RT @AbbyCe: RT @Flipbooks: When you see a person without a smile, give them yours ~Zig Ziglar #quote
2009-12-13 01:28:34
MetaphorSimile: RT @moneyexpert007: Humility to a genius is as an extinguisher to a candle. - Shenstone #quote
2009-12-13 01:26:50
MetaphorSimile: RT @prentms: RT @TomDuong: "One person working toward a dream is worth 99 people just working." -Lani Kraus #quote
2009-12-13 01:11:32
MetaphorSimile: RT @Qatato: #pun Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
2009-12-13 01:08:05
MetaphorSimile: RT @johnmorrison: A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. #quote #quotes #humor #pun
2009-12-13 01:06:52
MetaphorSimile: I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat. #joke
2009-12-13 00:55:22
MetaphorSimile: I have been doing one sit-up up a day... getting out of bed. #exercise #joke
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