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MetaphorSimile: RT @doreenmartel: That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest. ~ Thoreau #quote
2010-06-17 20:55:51
MetaphorSimile: Getting the 1st draft finished is like pushing a peanut with your nose across a very dirty floor. ~ Joyce Oates #quote #writing
2010-06-17 11:22:51
MetaphorSimile: RT @TonyCowards: Wanted to sue the manufacturers of my two-legged tripod, but I was told it'd never stand up in court. #5kgag
2010-06-17 11:21:39
MetaphorSimile: I call my house Lautrec because it's got two loos ~ Tommy Cooper #quote #joke #pun
2010-06-17 11:16:54
MetaphorSimile: RT @GoodLifeScout: Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. #quote
2010-06-17 11:13:14
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs @Wandamayfox @CharltonEngland @malleehen @2old2tap @BriZeLe @batistamr @michellestonge
2010-06-17 11:05:34
MetaphorSimile: Feeling a bit dickie today my colon is like the log flume at Alton Towers. http://bit.ly/9iZOcX
2010-06-16 14:16:58
MetaphorSimile: When you retire, you switch bosses — from the one who hired you to the one who married you ~ Gene Perret #quote #retirement
2010-06-15 22:24:04
MetaphorSimile: RT @InnerMastery: The 2nd day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the 2nd day you're off it. ~ Jackie Gleason #quote #diet
2010-06-15 21:57:24
MetaphorSimile: The real danger is not computers thinking like men, but that men will begin to think like computers ~ S. J. Harris #quote #computers
2010-06-15 21:45:25
MetaphorSimile: RT @pauljohncastle: "Ed Balls" sounds like a description you would find on Wayne Rooney's CV. #humor #pun
2010-06-15 09:03:07
MetaphorSimile: It's where we go, and what we do when we get there, that tells us who we are. ~ Joyce C. Oates #quote #wisdom
2010-06-15 08:57:54
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs @amy4669 @B140Tweets @SteveSimons @TraceTV @2old2tap @alinesiregar
2010-06-15 08:55:44
MetaphorSimile: Thanks 4 RTs @DaviesWriter @izzibag @restlessbjas @lisarossetti @TeriAulph @TammyDishner @neekai @AutocashSystems @BriZeLe @COUNTESS_GRAY
2010-06-15 00:21:49
MetaphorSimile: RT @itspatgal1: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. #wordplay
2010-06-15 22:43:02
MetaphorSimile: True happiness comes from the joy of deeds well done, the zest of creating things new. ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupery #quote #wisdom
2010-06-15 22:32:59
MetaphorSimile: RT @DeepakChopra: It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult - Seneca
2010-06-14 00:23:43
MetaphorSimile: Art does the same things dreams do. We have a hunger for dreams and art fulfills that hunger ~ Joyce C. Oates #quote #art
2010-06-14 00:09:07
MetaphorSimile: I have a perfect body. It's your vision that's defective. #humor
2010-06-14 21:56:31
MetaphorSimile: RT @wapankh: RT @RunAddicts: That’s not sweat, it’s your fat cells crying #quote
2010-06-14 21:53:57
MetaphorSimile: Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better. ~ E. W. Howe #quote
2010-06-14 21:38:06
MetaphorSimile: Honk if you love peace and quiet. #humor
2010-06-14 21:27:31
MetaphorSimile: New Govt road safety idea: the stupidest drivers in England identify themselves by sticking special red & white flags in their car
2010-06-14 18:41:46
MetaphorSimile: RT @athenais7: RT @ScribeQuotes: Those who don't believe in magic will never find it. ~ Roald Dahl #quote
2010-06-14 18:22:34
MetaphorSimile: RT @B140Tweets: Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important. ~Janet Lane #quote #fashion
2010-06-14 18:19:38
MetaphorSimile: RT @SteveSimons: Who tests tastier dog food @MetaphorSimile pick me pick me! Tail wagging madly.... Oh I haven't got a tail i'm human.
2010-06-14 18:17:48
MetaphorSimile: The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age ~ Lucille Ball #quote
2010-06-14 17:35:36
MetaphorSimile: When dog food is new and improved with a better taste, who test it? #humor
2010-06-14 17:26:45
MetaphorSimile: RT @Hypnokirick: He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money. ~ Franklin #quote
2010-06-14 17:13:55
MetaphorSimile: RT @itspatgal1: Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives ~ Viktor Frankl #quote #wisdom
2010-06-14 16:59:56
MetaphorSimile: We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office ~ Aesop #quote #politics
2010-06-14 11:47:12
MetaphorSimile: RT @stillsafe: A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool. ~ Joseph Roux #quote
2010-06-14 11:23:15
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs @RANKIS @TraceTV @roospooscreate @CheAlexander @BriZeLe @Skookum86 @mirx0x0 @MLMAnswers
2010-06-13 22:19:26
MetaphorSimile: RT @PJA64X: When you're deluded, every statement is an ulcer; when you're enlightened, every word is wisdom. ~ Zhiqu #quote #zen
2010-06-13 22:16:17
MetaphorSimile: Friendship is an art, and very few persons are born with a natural gift for it. ~ Kathleen Norris #quote
2010-06-13 18:40:03
MetaphorSimile: RT @Monika717: Nobody can bring you peace but yourself. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson #quote
2010-06-13 18:38:34
MetaphorSimile: RT @CHRISVOSS: Its never too late, in fiction or in life, to revise. ~ Nancy Thayer #quote #wisdom #fiction
2010-06-13 18:32:34
MetaphorSimile: RT @nymedium: RT @dahara: Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive.~ Dalai Lama #quote
2010-06-13 16:16:38
MetaphorSimile: The nose of the bulldog is slanted backwards so he can continue to breathe without letting go. - Winston Churchill #quote #wisdom
2010-06-13 16:04:55
MetaphorSimile: RT @EmpowerRadio: Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. ~Demosthenes #quote
2010-06-13 16:00:50
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs @loismelbourne @Sterryhead @VicTHor33 @purebritfan @MLMAnswers @TimDouglasHR @Gab_Sil @BetseyBolton
2010-06-13 15:57:30
MetaphorSimile: RT @PJA64X: The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart. ~ Josiah Holland #quote
2010-06-13 06:36:55
MetaphorSimile: RT @flipbooks: “There's no such thing as fun for the whole family†~Jerry Seinfeld #quote #lol
2010-06-13 05:55:40
MetaphorSimile: The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. ~ Franklin P. Jones #quote
2010-06-13 05:37:49
MetaphorSimile: RT @Wealth_Events: "The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot." - Michael Althsuler
2010-06-13 05:32:21
MetaphorSimile: Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?" ~ Brian Tracy #quote
2010-06-13 05:31:00
MetaphorSimile: RT @CHRISVOSS: Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. ~ Brian Tracy #quote
2010-06-13 05:12:31
MetaphorSimile: RT @forces2: Politicians should serve two terms. One in office, one in prison. #humor #politics
2010-06-12 16:44:36
MetaphorSimile: I'm the female equivalent of a counterfeit $20 bill. 1/2 what u see is a pretty good reproduction, the rest is a fraud ~ Cher #quote
2010-06-12 16:18:51
MetaphorSimile: RT @shamanspell: RT @SFkeiko: A slave is someone who waits for someone else to set him free. ~ Ezra Pound #quote
2010-06-12 15:14:00
MetaphorSimile: RT @mikefixs: Reading maketh a full man; conference a ready man; and writing an exact man ~ Francis Bacon #quote
2010-06-12 15:12:22
MetaphorSimile: RT @twitscout2: He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche #quote
2010-06-12 15:07:33
MetaphorSimile: Too much agreement kills a chat ~ Eldridge Cleaver #quote
2010-06-12 15:04:29
MetaphorSimile: RT @aniyeshi: Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. ~ Thomas Merton #quote
2010-06-12 14:53:42
MetaphorSimile: It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. ~ Alfred Adler #quote
2010-06-12 09:11:55
MetaphorSimile: RT @jenkin7NICK: RT @rock_chick167 RT @LoriMoreno Conflict cannot survive without your participation ~ Wayne Dyer #quote
2010-06-12 09:04:07
MetaphorSimile: Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke ~ Will Rogers #quote
2010-06-12 08:44:58
MetaphorSimile: Catherine Zeta-Jones, tax exile for 10 yrs, 3 films in last 5 yrs. Yeah, needs the recognition. Another fine Gordon Brown decision.
2010-06-11 23:32:33
MetaphorSimile: The most beautiful things are those that madness prompts and reason writes. ~ André Gide #quote
2010-06-11 23:28:27
MetaphorSimile: RT @RebeccaPoston: Your big opportunity may be right where you are now. ~ Napoleon Hill #quote
2010-06-11 23:05:50
MetaphorSimile: RT @JayBrownNetwork: RT @WaldenE RT @ruhanirabin: "Because your heart is so beautiful, everything looks beautiful to you." ~ proverb #quote
2010-06-11 22:50:22
MetaphorSimile: RT @2BitViews: Even a mistake may turn out to be the one thing necessary to a worthwhile achievement. ~ Henry Ford #quote
2010-06-11 09:00:04
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs @Loxodonta_s @VicTHor33 @crazie_eddie @purplelionness @BreakupWriter @allisonnell @2old2tap @cecilemiranda @marina0111
2010-06-10 23:16:05
MetaphorSimile: To be successful, the first thing to do is fall in love with your work ~ Sister Mary Lauretta #quote
2010-06-10 23:13:30
MetaphorSimile: RT @MariannLws: RT @flipbooks: "Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted" ~John Lennon #quote
2010-06-10 23:07:59
MetaphorSimile: RT @vollfinteriors: RT @Flipbooks: "Poetry is what gets lost in translation." ~Robert Frost #quote
2010-06-10 22:48:18
MetaphorSimile: RT @Merky588: If we had more time for discussion, we should probably have made a great many more mistakes. ~ Leon Trotsky #quote
2010-06-10 22:41:30
MetaphorSimile: RT @OldFunnyJoker: I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a Pete Doherty song. #humor #guitar
2010-06-10 22:32:57
MetaphorSimile: A scientific statement must be falsifiable; and in so far as it not falsifiable, it does not speak about reality ~ Karl Popper #quote
2010-06-09 17:33:10
MetaphorSimile: RT @NancyBrook: When we are no longer able to change a situation - we are challenged to change ourselves. Viktor E. Frankl #quote #quotes
2010-06-09 17:28:10
MetaphorSimile: A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition ~ William Arthur Ward #quote True or False?
2010-06-09 09:02:07
MetaphorSimile: RT @LawrenceBland: Every job is a self-portrait of the person who did it. Autograph your work with excellence. #work #wisdom
2010-06-09 08:56:12
MetaphorSimile: A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood ~ Chinese proverb #quote
2010-06-08 23:02:16
MetaphorSimile: Virgina Woolf on Joyce: "The scratching of pimples on the body of the bootboy at Claridges." #quote #novelist
2010-06-08 22:54:07
MetaphorSimile: RT @Loxodonta_s: I Metaphor one day. Don't remember the exact time, but it was between three & five. #pun
2010-06-08 21:46:47
MetaphorSimile: When you cease to dream you cease to live ~ Malcolm Forbes #quote #drearm #duncansdream
2010-06-08 21:35:55
MetaphorSimile: RT @purplelionness: RT @DrBea: Imagination is the highest kite one can fly. - Lauren Bacall #quote
2010-06-08 21:28:38
MetaphorSimile: RT @gailieb1: RT @RunAddicts: Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, & hard-to-find alloy called guts
2010-06-08 21:22:58
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs @Chronicle6 @iambeccafran @URKidnRite @heidi_willis @anpsmn @wolverinept
2010-06-08 21:14:53
MetaphorSimile: RT @MasterMindCoach: "The kinder and more thoughtful a person is, the more kindness they can find in other people." Leo Tolstoy #quote
2010-06-08 09:06:29
MetaphorSimile: RT @DonIMGuru: When the only hammer you have is C++, the whole world looks like a thumb ~ Keith Hodges #quote #coding
2010-06-08 08:16:39
MetaphorSimile: Being a philosopher, I have a problem for every solution. ~ Robert Zend #quote
2010-06-08 08:07:37
MetaphorSimile: RT @URKidnRite: RT @MomNatureRage: RT @moerain13: if you're not part of the solution, you're exactly like bp. #oilspill
2010-06-08 08:04:09
MetaphorSimile: RT @iambeccafran: Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success ~ Henry Ford #quote
2010-06-07 15:23:20
MetaphorSimile: RT @RBlackmanOnline: RT @mcockrell: I like to be moved; I don't like to be pushed. - John Cage #quote
2010-06-07 15:16:30
MetaphorSimile: RT @joannefields: Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers #quote
2010-06-07 15:14:43
MetaphorSimile: RT @PJA64X: Set yourself as the standard. ~ Chinese Proverb
2010-06-07 14:54:11
MetaphorSimile: Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs ~ Malcolm Forbes #quote
2010-06-06 22:40:22
MetaphorSimile: Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you ~ Carl Jung #quote #psychiatrist
2010-06-06 21:48:33
MetaphorSimile: A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to ~ Laurence Peter #quote
2010-06-06 11:02:16
MetaphorSimile: People in business are trying to be entertainers, while entertainers are trying so hard to be businessmen. #peterspeople #duncansdream
2010-06-06 10:27:52
MetaphorSimile: Some accountants are comedians, but comedians are never accountants ~ George Carmen ( defending Ken Dodd ) #quote #comedian #accountant
2010-06-05 22:30:42
MetaphorSimile: Crowded elevators smell different to midgets. #joke #humor
2010-06-05 22:03:38
MetaphorSimile: Nothing is illegal if one hundred well-placed businessmen decide to do it. ~ Andrew Young #quote
2010-06-05 21:35:36
MetaphorSimile: RT @TheL83: RT @Billy_Cox: 'What I am looking for is not out there; it's in me. ~ Helen Keller #quote
2010-06-05 21:25:56
MetaphorSimile: RT @scott_jjr: If you have a job without aggravations, you don't have a job. ~ Malcolm Forbes #quote
2010-06-05 21:20:12
MetaphorSimile: Cheers @BillNigh - My Billy Wilder quote was from 'Ace in the Hole' (1951 film)
2010-06-05 21:14:16
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs @BetseyBolton @mirx0x0 @BTspeaker @DiamandiD @BillNigh @ryanbiddulph @DiamandiD
2010-06-05 21:07:11
MetaphorSimile: Let's have some new clichés ~ Sam Goldwyn #quote
2010-06-05 19:20:53
MetaphorSimile: I've met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time but you're 20 minutes ~ Billy Wilder #quote
2010-06-05 17:55:38
MetaphorSimile: Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one. ~ A.J. Liebling #quote
2010-06-05 17:53:55
MetaphorSimile: RT @lynnfishman: We begin by owning what is happening right here & right now.
2010-06-05 17:39:02
MetaphorSimile: RT @BTspeaker: RT @fredshadian: A mentor is someone who allows you to see the hope inside yourself ~ Oprah Winfrey #quote
2010-06-05 17:32:18
MetaphorSimile: Thx @mirx0x0 : Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. ~ Augustine #quote
2010-06-05 16:37:35
MetaphorSimile: Everything you want is just outside your comfort zone ~ Robert Allen #quote #wisdom
2010-06-05 13:21:19
MetaphorSimile: RT @JJHomeBiz: A motorcycle is a combination of pony, blow dryer and vibrator - perfect for girls of all ages ~ Colin MacDonald #quote
2010-06-05 11:49:48
MetaphorSimile: A man without a smiling face must not open a shop ~ Chinese Proverb #wisdom #business
2010-06-05 11:36:38
MetaphorSimile: RT @SimplyPoetic: Fraud and falsehood only dread examination. Truth invites it. ~ Samuel Johnson #quote
2010-06-05 10:08:42
MetaphorSimile: Instant gratification is not soon enough ~ Meryl Streep #quote #humor
2010-06-04 14:59:07
MetaphorSimile: Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today ~ William Douglas #quote
2010-06-04 14:58:03
MetaphorSimile: #ff @vanand98 @cwriting @mom2cassnnat @eugen12 @COUNTESS_GRAY @lisarossetti @OmegaO @ZnaTrainer @mirx0x0 @surabhi18 @CorneliusVega
2010-06-04 14:57:28
MetaphorSimile: #ff @kaeliferguson @WaistcoatsDirec @jasonoelrich @frkncngz @duhism @Marketingtwitt @cutiesbarbie @wolverinept @Gab_Sil
2010-06-04 09:58:38
MetaphorSimile: #ff @scrapin_chick @TeriAulph @Market_Renegade @property_101 @omniprasan @AllModConz @crasin2me @Earl52 @feistycoach @sczepanski
2010-06-04 09:58:04
MetaphorSimile: #ff @ryanbiddulph @dmbark@TonyCowards @McCoyMarketing @LawyerWorld @lablyjubbly @AcousticMusical @surfnotwork @ToddWeissCFA @drjoyce_knudsen
2010-06-04 09:54:22
MetaphorSimile: RT @sapspen: A quotation ... is like a rifle in the hands of an infantryman. It speaks with authority ~ Brendan Francis #quote
2010-06-04 09:49:10
MetaphorSimile: RT @mikefixs: Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them ~ A. A. Milne #quote #gardening
2010-06-04 09:46:37
MetaphorSimile: RT @fantomaster: Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. ~Joan Rivers #quote
2010-06-04 09:41:35
MetaphorSimile: #ff @rfreeman77 @lowryagency @BTspeaker @dinisguarda @Flipbooks @lebecrose @KellyBean76 @Marie_Ang @BrMaidsDirect @funnyhumour
2010-06-04 09:41:06
MetaphorSimile: #ff @VirtualJill1 @BillNigh @batistamr @rleseberg @murphyTweet @quotme @mlomb @blakejcopeland @Grimkjell @DiamandiD @gNotapipe @extreme_burn
2010-06-03 23:46:13
MetaphorSimile: Many thanks for RTs @375ToGo @Vemayca @luvRT @OmegaO @eugeneadu @jongery @kbaries
2010-06-03 23:22:06
MetaphorSimile: RT @thequote: The height of your accomplishments will equal the depth of your convictions ~ William F. Scolavino #quote
2010-06-03 23:15:28
MetaphorSimile: RT @quotme: I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on ~ Muhammad Ali #quote
2010-06-03 23:04:04
MetaphorSimile: RT @ZnaTrainer: There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew ~ Marshall McLuhan #quote
2010-06-03 23:01:35
MetaphorSimile: RT @DrJeffersnBoggs: The more sympathy you give, the less you need. ↠~ Malcolm Forbes #quote
2010-06-03 20:52:02
MetaphorSimile: RT @Elizabeth_Stark: As soon as we trust ourselves, we will know how to live. ~ Goethe #quote
2010-06-03 14:35:19
MetaphorSimile: Memory is a crazed woman that hoards colored rags and throws away food ~ Austin O'Malley #quote
2010-06-03 13:57:52
MetaphorSimile: RT @lebecrose: "Artists are the real architects of change, & not political legislators who implement change after the fact ~Burroughs #quote
2010-06-03 13:37:05
MetaphorSimile: RT @Marie_Ang: To be or not to be... that is NOT the question! Just DO IT! #quote#wisdom
2010-06-01 08:10:35
MetaphorSimile: Many thanks for RTs @ZnaTrainer @COUNTESS_GRAY @OmegaO @BillNigh @lebecrose
2010-06-01 07:02:05
MetaphorSimile: Creativity is akin to insanity, say scientists who have been studying how the mind works. BBC News: http://bit.ly/cHaNkQ #creativity
2010-06-01 09:34:00
MetaphorSimile: RT @Flipbooks: “Everyone has an invisible sign hanging from their neck that says, ‘Make me feel important‘†~Mary Kay Ash #quote
2010-06-01 09:32:06
MetaphorSimile: RT @eugen12: RT @Alyssa_Milano: Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending.
2010-06-01 09:28:02
MetaphorSimile: RT @HotPromoCodes: Failure is not a person. It's an event ~ Zig Ziglar #quote
2010-05-31 23:15:56
MetaphorSimile: Pretend you're kind and generous long enough and eventually you forget it's all an act ~ Robert Brault #quote
2010-05-30 21:38:56
MetaphorSimile: The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. ~ Sylvia Plath #quote #writing #art
2010-05-30 21:35:26
MetaphorSimile: RT @adevine1: The highest forms of understanding we can achieve are laughter and human compassion ~ Richard Feynman #quote
2010-05-30 21:25:07
MetaphorSimile: If you have anything important to tell me, begin at the end ~ Sara Duncan #quote
2010-05-30 21:17:26
MetaphorSimile: RT @WritersQuotes: Poetry is just the evidence of life. If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. ~ Leonard Cohen #quote
2010-05-30 20:55:58
MetaphorSimile: Leap, then grow your wings. #wisdom #fivewords
2010-05-30 11:53:43
MetaphorSimile: Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork ~ English proverb #quote
2010-05-26 11:15:46
MetaphorSimile: Learn to write clever, funny metaphors and present your ideas with style - http://www.metaphorsandsimiles.com/book.aspx
2010-05-24 19:01:40
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs @ismea @COUNTESS_GRAY @lisarossetti @gherlein @bevmorrison @NikkiC_
2010-05-24 15:07:11
MetaphorSimile: RT @QuotesGeek: Creating art and creating ourselves are the same act ~ Deena Metzger #quote #art
2010-05-24 14:55:08
MetaphorSimile: Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory ~ Franklin Pierce Adams #quote
2010-05-24 14:24:39
MetaphorSimile: RT @klingaman: "The most important thing about education is appetite."--Winston Churchill #quote
2010-05-24 14:21:50
MetaphorSimile: Public borrowing is only taxation deferred. ~ David Laws #quote #ukpolitics #taxation
2010-05-24 09:04:59
MetaphorSimile: Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart. ~ William Wordsworth #quote #writing
2010-05-24 08:59:27
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs @wipoolplayer @CheAlexander @DiamandiD @BetseyBolton @estrada_louis @faithgoddess17 @DJRioBlackwood
2010-05-24 08:55:44
MetaphorSimile: RT @prashanthm18: "A fastidious person in the throes of love is a rich source of mirth." - Martha Duffy #quote
2010-05-23 19:00:09
MetaphorSimile: The average amount of your kindness to others is your mean friendliness. #humor #pun
2010-05-23 12:11:36
MetaphorSimile: Love isn't finding a perfect person. It's seeing an imperfect person perfectly ~ Sam Keen #quote #love
2010-05-23 12:09:51
MetaphorSimile: RT @MerDivinity: A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same. - Fried Green Tomatoes #quote
2010-05-23 11:56:13
MetaphorSimile: RT @TonyCowards: @Clissoldjones Is there a newspaper in Central America called "El Salvador Daily"? #humor #pun
2010-05-23 11:48:01
MetaphorSimile: RT @TonyCowards: Isn't it time we introduced drug testing for the designers of Olympic logos and mascots? #humor #olympics
2010-05-23 11:38:39
MetaphorSimile: RT @TonyCowards: Today I'm having my lunch outside a supermarket, which I believe the Italians call "Al Tesco". #humor
2010-05-23 11:33:08
MetaphorSimile: RT @yerjokingnet: 'Criminal Lawyer' is a redundancy. #humor
2010-05-23 00:50:12
MetaphorSimile: Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear ~ Mark Twain #quote
2010-05-20 06:17:56
MetaphorSimile: Thank for RTs @firstpagepro @quotesource @dlefevre23 @BillNigh @countessgray01 @JoeFBlaze @charlierichmond @AmitV_Tweets @dollarmaker7
2010-05-20 06:05:41
MetaphorSimile: RT @zenfeed: “Rock bottom became the solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life.†J.K Rowling #difficulties #life #wisdom #quote
2010-05-19 20:23:23
MetaphorSimile: Bald people can always find a comb ~ Thai Proverb #quote
2010-05-19 16:07:49
MetaphorSimile: RT @BetterYouCoach: Money is for making things happen ~ Richard Branson #quote
2010-05-19 16:00:15
MetaphorSimile: Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love ~ Turkish Proverb #quote #coffee
2010-05-19 15:59:12
MetaphorSimile: Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love ~ Turkish Proverb #quote
2010-05-19 15:32:48
MetaphorSimile: RT @sharynread: Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them ~ Albert Einstein #quote
2010-05-19 14:16:48
MetaphorSimile: Word of the day: chutzpah - shameless audacity; cheek. (pronounced /ˈhʊtspə/) #wordoftheday
2010-05-19 14:09:12
MetaphorSimile: The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it ~ P. B. Medawar #quote
2010-05-18 09:50:07
MetaphorSimile: RT @EmpowerRadio: I must uphold my ideals, for perhaps the time will come when I shall be able to carry them out. ~ Anne Frank #quote
2010-05-18 05:00:03
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs @ztevetevans @mirx0x0 @Cynbagley @georgebkadave @thatcherbot
2010-05-18 11:25:27
MetaphorSimile: Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. ~ Homer Simpson #quote #humor
2010-05-18 11:22:21
MetaphorSimile: Word of the day: Lycanthrope - a werewolf; a person suffering from lycanthropy. #wordoftheday
2010-05-18 11:13:12
MetaphorSimile: RT @GoodLifeScout: I live in San Francisco, where Halloween is redundant. ~ Will Durst #quote
2010-05-18 11:12:09
MetaphorSimile: RT @smith_blarney: Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards ~ Benjamin Franklin #quote
2010-05-17 19:00:17
MetaphorSimile: Book: "Be A Genius With Metaphors" - Learn imaginative #metaphor, #analogy, #simile & figurative writing,1000's examples. http://ow.ly/1LWHe
2010-05-17 17:09:31
MetaphorSimile: RT @B140Tweets: A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave ~ Mahatma Gandhi #quote
2010-05-17 12:03:27
MetaphorSimile: RT @joannekay: The individual with a negative mental attitude attracts troubles as a magnet attracts steel filings ~ Napoleon Hill #quote
2010-05-17 11:52:19
MetaphorSimile: Reader recommending my book. Thanks Teri. -> RT @TeriAulph: You won't want to miss #FF .... @MetaphorSimile (you should buy his book!)
2010-05-16 23:02:34
MetaphorSimile: When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail ~ Abraham Maslow #quote
2010-05-16 22:20:38
MetaphorSimile: A committee of three gets things done if two don't show up. #humor
2010-05-16 18:02:01
MetaphorSimile: When you are content to be simply yourself & don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you ~ Lao Tzu #quote
2010-05-14 13:58:44
MetaphorSimile: Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go ~ T. S. Eliot #quote
2010-05-14 13:49:05
MetaphorSimile: #FF @sczepanski @Earl52 @drjoyce_knudsen @ToddWeissCFA @ryanbiddulph @BrMaidsDirect @funnyhumour @McCoyMarketing @WaistcoatsDirec
2010-05-14 13:48:08
MetaphorSimile: #FF @jasonoelrich @McCoyMarketing @sczepanski @Earl52 @drjoyce_knudsen @ToddWeissCFA @ryanbiddulph @BrMaidsDirect @funnyhumour
2010-05-14 13:46:12
MetaphorSimile: #FF @TeriAulph @LawyerWorld @lablyjubbly @AcousticMusical @surfnotwork @cwriting @yogibeau @beiruta @lebecrose @vanand98 @frkncngz @Gab_Sil
2010-05-14 13:45:25
MetaphorSimile: #FF @dmbark @wolverinept @mom2cassnnat @Marie_Ang @Grimkjell @gNotapipe @quotme @extreme_burn @BTspeaker @rfreeman77 @crasin2me
2010-05-14 13:43:32
MetaphorSimile: #FF @blakejcopeland @Flipbooks @scrapin_chick @DiamandiD @Market_Renegade @property_101 @BillNigh @lowryagency @AllModConz @cutiesbarbie
2010-05-14 13:42:42
MetaphorSimile: #FF @batistamr @VirtualJill1 @murphyTweet @mlomb @rleseberg @omniprasan @dinisguarda @kaeliferguson @feistycoach @KellyBean76
2010-05-13 21:51:51
MetaphorSimile: RT @Funny_Bits: If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim ~ Margaret Thatcher #quote
2010-05-13 21:47:26
MetaphorSimile: RT @fishsnorkel: If all the economists were laid end to end, they wouldn’t reach a conclusion ~ George Bernard Shaw #quote #economy
2010-05-13 21:34:36
MetaphorSimile: Science is a way of trying not to fool yourself...and you are the easiest person to fool ~ Richard Feynman #quote #science
2010-05-13 21:15:32
MetaphorSimile: RT @Vincent_Ang: The price of success is much lower than the price of failure ~ Zig Ziglar #quote
2010-05-13 21:06:10
MetaphorSimile: The mind is like a library of DVDs in which everything we experience is recorded. Choose wisely which DVDs to replay. #wisdom
2010-05-12 23:37:15
MetaphorSimile: RT @GaylandAnderson: My son has taken up meditation. At least it's better than sitting doing nothing ~ Max Kauffman #quote #joke
2010-05-12 23:12:11
MetaphorSimile: I love mankind, it's people I can't stand ~ Charles Schulz #quote #humor
2010-05-12 22:58:50
MetaphorSimile: Fairy tales are more than true; not because dragons exist, but because they tell us dragons can be beaten ~ Chesterton #quote
2010-05-11 21:32:31
MetaphorSimile: Stands to reason, whenever you have a Dave in charge that - Things Can Only Get Better: http://blip.fm/~q7gik #davidcameron #ukelection
2010-05-11 19:10:15
MetaphorSimile: Fiction reveals truths that reality obscures ~ Jessamyn West #quote #fiction
2010-05-11 13:26:47
MetaphorSimile: RT @AmitV_Tech: If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one ~ Mother Teresa #quote
2010-05-10 23:34:53
MetaphorSimile: RT @mlomb: The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us ~ Voltaire #quote
2010-05-10 23:31:25
MetaphorSimile: Science fiction is a kind of archaeology of the future ~ Clifton Fadiman #quote #sciencefiction
2010-05-09 23:09:02
MetaphorSimile: Why can people remember trivia but not how often they have said it to me ? #humor
2010-05-07 10:42:37
MetaphorSimile: #FollowFriday @kaeliferguson @feistycoach @LawyerWorld @scrapin_chick @cutiesbarbie @surfnotwork @lablyjubbly @AllModConz @lowryagency
2010-05-07 10:41:13
MetaphorSimile: #FollowFriday @batistamr @VirtualJill1 @murphyTweet @BillNigh @Market_Renegade @property_101 @omniprasan @rleseberg @Marketingtwitt @dmbark
2010-05-07 10:03:15
MetaphorSimile: The only certain is that Exit Polls are on the way out. #ge2010
2010-05-07 09:40:04
MetaphorSimile: RT @AridanBux: Get action. Seize the moment. Man was never intended to become an oyster ~ #Quote #TheodoreRoosevelt
2010-05-07 11:46:10
MetaphorSimile: RT @DrBea: I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind ~ Mike Todd #quote
2010-05-07 11:37:11
MetaphorSimile: RT @oncevision: #quote You've got to have is faith in yourself when you're not a winner ~ Vince Lombardi
2010-05-07 10:50:15
MetaphorSimile: We've heard that ignorance of maths is growing geometrically, whatever that means. #humor #maths
2010-05-07 10:47:14
MetaphorSimile: #FollowFriday @Marie_Ang @mentalhealth1 @quotme @mlomb @mom2cassnnat @TeriAulph @wolverinept @gNotapipe @ITMinefield @AcousticMusical
2010-05-07 10:45:01
MetaphorSimile: #FollowFriday @rfreeman77 @BTspeaker @crasin2me @extreme_burn @Grimkjell @DiamandiD @blakejcopeland @Flipbooks @KellyBean76 @dinisguarda
2010-05-04 17:40:35
MetaphorSimile: RT @SurfSkateWake: For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don't want to learn ~ W. C. Sellar #quote
2010-05-04 17:25:11
MetaphorSimile: RT @quotme: "Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game." - Douglas Adams #quote
2010-05-04 17:20:45
MetaphorSimile: When you retire, you switch bosses — from the one who hired you to the one who married you ~ Gene Perret #quote
2010-05-04 16:38:30
MetaphorSimile: RT @RUInspired: Far & away the best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing ~ Theodore Roosevelt #quote
2010-05-02 20:44:42
MetaphorSimile: RT @mlomb: As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. ~ Emerson #quote
2010-05-02 20:28:27
MetaphorSimile: Society drives people crazy with lust and calls it advertising ~ John Lahr #quote #advertising
2010-04-29 19:10:12
MetaphorSimile: Slackers, unite! Tomorrow! #humor #threewords http://ow.ly/1EztX
2010-04-29 15:57:26
MetaphorSimile: Meanwhile, Wall Street criminality is growing by leaps. There are no bounds. ~ Robert Brault #quote #wallstreet
2010-04-29 09:38:15
MetaphorSimile: RT @duhism: You cannot truly love another until you can love your hair unconditionally. #humor #love
2010-04-29 08:58:41
MetaphorSimile: RT @zen_habits: "The proper response to life is applause." ~William Carlos Williams
2010-04-29 07:28:14
MetaphorSimile: RT @scott_de: The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty. - Publilius Syrus #quote
2010-04-29 07:25:27
MetaphorSimile: RT @dahara: Art is the only way to run away without leaving home ~ Twyla Tharp #quote #art
2010-04-29 07:20:56
MetaphorSimile: The verdict is still out on my life, the judge having not yet instructed the jury, both of whom are me. ~ Robert Brault quote
2010-04-28 19:00:31
MetaphorSimile: Why do writers write? Because it isn't there. ~ Thomas Berger #quote
2010-04-28 13:31:59
MetaphorSimile: RT @PJA64X: Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true. ~ Polish Proverb #quote
2010-04-28 13:05:32
MetaphorSimile: Many thanks for RTs @Dave_Duke @patytaylor @alexaxoxoxo @EricConery @devsandbox @MiriamEvers @BillNigh @batistamr @gNotapipe
2010-04-28 12:56:56
MetaphorSimile: RT @mlomb: Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. #humor
2010-04-27 23:58:31
MetaphorSimile: RT @mlomb: Putting the laughter back into manslaughter. #humor #wordplay
2010-04-27 23:56:26
MetaphorSimile: RT @funnyoneliners: Greeting cards are for people who mean every word someone else said. #humor
2010-04-26 17:32:14
MetaphorSimile: Don't mistake slogans for solutions. #ukelection
2010-04-26 07:21:19
MetaphorSimile: Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself ~ Leo Tolstoy #quote
2010-04-25 21:50:41
MetaphorSimile: Opportunities to find deeper powers within ourselves come when life seems most challenging ~ Joseph Campbell #quote
2010-04-25 18:25:03
MetaphorSimile: Don't let one tragic memory about someone pollute the all the positive memories you have of that person. #wisdom #insight
2010-04-24 10:43:32
MetaphorSimile: If you burn the candle at both ends, you are not as bright as you think. #wisdom #timemanagement
2010-04-23 18:10:06
MetaphorSimile: Simon le Bon thinks he's right & everyone else is out of tune #humor #music
2010-04-23 17:15:06
MetaphorSimile: Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing ~ Robert Benchley #quote #writing
2010-04-23 08:44:41
MetaphorSimile: My take home pay won't get me there. #humor #work
2010-04-21 15:06:37
MetaphorSimile: RT @Anton_Lomax: If you must speak ill of another, do not speak it . . . write it in the sand near the water's edge. -Napolean Hill #quote
2010-04-21 15:05:51
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs @mirx0x0 @surabhi18 @CorneliusVega @Twuoted @PamMcAllister @CA_bailbonds
2010-04-20 09:30:21
MetaphorSimile: The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today ~H. Jackson Brown #quote #wisdom
2010-04-20 09:28:23
MetaphorSimile: RT @duhism: Working on a new Duhism report: 10 Reasons to Avoid Top 10 Lists -- http://duhism.com
2010-04-18 17:59:45
MetaphorSimile: Thank 4 Rts @ZoeKnowsBest @pfanderson @batistamr @EmpressCortana @dreamswillcome @mysticpieces @blakejcopeland @gNotapipe
2010-04-18 17:50:29
MetaphorSimile: RT @RumiQuotes: In the lover's heart is a lute which plays the melody of longing. #love #music
2010-04-18 17:40:13
MetaphorSimile: Diplomacy is letting someone else have your way ~ Lester Pearson #quote #humor
2010-04-18 17:24:11
MetaphorSimile: RT @duhism: If you have problems taking responsibility, don't despair. It's not your fault. #humor
2010-04-18 17:19:07
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs @judahrey @surfnotwork @Market_Renegade @property_101 @scrapin_chick @LawyerWorld @Marketingtwitt @zenuuatu @dmbark @eugen12
2010-04-18 17:10:00
MetaphorSimile: A committee of three gets things done if two don't show up. #humor
2010-04-16 16:53:40
MetaphorSimile: Employees who think they know everything are very irritating to those of us who do. #humor
2010-04-15 16:30:13
MetaphorSimile: If a project is going wrong, always blame one of your colleagues — but not an intelligent one. ~ Joep Schrijvers #quote #politics
2010-04-14 21:50:21
MetaphorSimile: The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. #humor
2010-04-14 21:41:33
MetaphorSimile: One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man ~ Elbert Hubbard #quote
2010-04-13 01:26:57
MetaphorSimile: listening to "9 Where's Your Head At - Basement Jaxx - Tomb Raider" ♫ http://blip.fm/~ok5p0
2010-04-13 01:21:53
MetaphorSimile: listening to "Turn The Page - Metallica [Live Copenhagen July 20, 2009]" ♫ http://blip.fm/~ok5e2
2010-04-13 01:09:58
MetaphorSimile: listening to "Whiskey in the Jar - Metallica" ♫ http://blip.fm/~ok4o4
2010-04-13 00:59:26
MetaphorSimile: listening to "Cypress Hill - (Rock) Superstar" ♫ http://blip.fm/~ok438
2010-04-13 00:44:33
MetaphorSimile: listening to "Linkin Park-In The End & Numb (Feat. Jay-Z) - Live" ♫ http://blip.fm/~ok39e
2010-04-13 00:42:49
MetaphorSimile: listening to "Linkin Park feat. Jay Z - Numb Encore - Linkin_Park_-_Numb_Encore" ♫ http://blip.fm/~ok369
2010-04-13 22:50:45
MetaphorSimile: RT @GDInoBrasil: "Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears." #quote John Lennon
2010-04-13 22:46:03
MetaphorSimile: RT @blakejcopeland: Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer #quote
2010-04-13 22:44:28
MetaphorSimile: RT @Quotes4Writers: "Most folks don't believe that good writing takes years of dedication and practice." Liz Alexander
2010-04-13 22:39:58
MetaphorSimile: RT @twae: Little Herman was bullied too far. "Come and see if ye can swerve me. Swerve me?" Moby went down like a ton of blubber.
2010-04-13 20:45:44
MetaphorSimile: RT @craigs7th: Grande's Law - Always do what your boss would do if he knew what he was talking about. #quote
2010-04-11 10:30:55
MetaphorSimile: Language is fossil poetry ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson #quote #poetry #metaphor
2010-04-10 09:56:02
MetaphorSimile: RT @rianytam: "I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God who is sending a love letter to the world." -Mother Theresa- #quote
2010-04-10 09:54:17
MetaphorSimile: RT @cafay1: Do it now. It is not safe to leave a generous feeling to the cooling influences of the world. -Thomas Guthrie #quote
2010-04-10 09:50:36
MetaphorSimile: RT @liliandabrai: I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been ~ Wayne Gretzky #quote
2010-04-10 09:48:05
MetaphorSimile: Thanks 4 #ff @thechimachine @kaeliferguson @fattiebird @feistycoach @lowryagency @mnisha_b @VirtualJill1 @ProtruckR @rleseberg
2010-04-10 09:45:38
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for 4 RTs @DiamandiD @BTspeaker @murphyTweet @extreme_burn @Grimkjell @murphyTweet @PaintswithWords @Londiniensis
2010-04-10 09:08:41
MetaphorSimile: Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature ~ Saint Augustine #quote #wisdom
2010-04-09 18:30:17
MetaphorSimile: It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank ~ Bertolt Brecht #quote #banks http://ow.ly/1wpCO
2010-04-09 18:00:21
MetaphorSimile: If you are not a figure of authority to your kids, then you should at least pray to God that they find one ~ Robert Brault #quote #kids
2010-04-09 17:30:13
MetaphorSimile: If Thomas Edison went to business school, we would all be reading by bigger candles – Mark McCormack #quote #business http://ow.ly/1wpDp
2010-04-09 12:51:17
MetaphorSimile: Johnnie Walker Red Label is so awful they can't sell it in Scotland ~ Stuart MacLennan #quote #StuartMacLennan
2010-04-09 11:18:05
MetaphorSimile: Never mistake motion for action ~ Ernest Hemingway #quote
2010-04-08 16:31:05
MetaphorSimile: Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that. ~ N.V. Peale #quote #wisdom
2010-04-08 16:19:59
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs @BTspeaker @murphyTweet @extreme_burn @Grimkjell @batistamr @omniprasan @lisarossetti @BillNigh
2010-04-08 00:01:11
MetaphorSimile: I'm not offended by dumb-blonde jokes cos I know I'm not dumb & I'm not blonde ~ Dolly Parton #quote #humor
2010-04-07 23:59:15
MetaphorSimile: RT @travelanswerman: The greatest teacher is not experience; it is example - John Croyle #quote #dailyquote #wisdom #WW
2010-04-07 23:55:43
MetaphorSimile: RT @kirstyspraggon: RT @BarbaraDuke: People may doubt what you say, but they will believe what you do. ~Lewis Cass #quote
2010-04-07 23:34:29
MetaphorSimile: They probably screwed up by naming Murphy's law after the wrong guy. #humor
2010-04-05 18:28:15
MetaphorSimile: RT @cyberbonn: Perhaps time's definition of coal is the diamond. - Kahlil Gibran #quote
2010-04-05 18:25:38
MetaphorSimile: RT @funnyhumour: So what if I can't spell armaggedon? It's not the end of the world. #joke #humor
2010-04-05 18:17:44
MetaphorSimile: Did my morning exercise up 1,2,3, down 1,2,3 – then with my other eyelid. #humor #exercise
2010-04-05 18:12:43
MetaphorSimile: RT @BrMaidsDirect: I don't design clothes, I design dreams. ~ Ralph Lauren #quote #design
2010-04-05 18:00:36
MetaphorSimile: RT @ToddWeissCFA: RT @ryanbiddulph: "You become great by doing little things in a great way every day." ~ Robert Russell #quote
2010-04-05 17:57:41
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs @dinisguarda @drjoyce_knudsen @KellyBean76 @rfreeman77 @AllModConz @VirtualJill1
2010-04-05 17:51:32
MetaphorSimile: RT @WaistcoatsDirec: No 1 office productivity tip: File Don't Stack. #wisdom #business
2010-04-05 17:41:37
MetaphorSimile: You could sell my mother-in-law's mince pie lids as manhole covers. #humor #cooking
2010-04-05 17:34:32
MetaphorSimile: Tanks for RTs @BestRTs @lablyjubbly @Frank_Cava @georgebkadave @xcjfx3
2010-04-05 17:28:08
MetaphorSimile: To find a friend one must close one eye; to keep him, two. ~ Norman Douglas #quote #friendship
2010-04-05 17:05:05
MetaphorSimile: RT @GOtheROAD: At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. -- Plato #quote #love #poetry
2010-04-04 20:30:05
MetaphorSimile: A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion. ~Washington Irving #quote
2010-04-04 13:14:28
MetaphorSimile: Poetry is a mirror which makes beautiful that which is distorted ~ Percy Shelley #quote #poetry
2010-04-03 13:33:47
MetaphorSimile: Seven days without laughter makes one weak ~ Mort Walker #quote #humor
2010-04-03 10:15:47
MetaphorSimile: Poetry is just the evidence of life. If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. ~Leonard Cohen #quote #poetry
2010-04-03 10:05:13
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs @dinisguarda @rfreeman77 @betzb0 @KellyBean76 and #ff @lowryagency @Gab_Sil @rleseberg
2010-04-03 08:43:36
MetaphorSimile: If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it ~ Olin Mille #quote #wisdom
2010-04-02 07:01:13
MetaphorSimile: Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. ~Bill Watterson #quote
2010-04-02 19:30:17
MetaphorSimile: The closer one gets to the top, the more one finds there is no "top." Nancy Barcus. #quote
2010-04-01 20:27:13
MetaphorSimile: Habits are at first cobwebs, then cables. ~ Spanish #Proverb
2010-04-01 20:14:32
MetaphorSimile: Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds ~J. P. Barlow #quote
2010-04-01 19:44:36
MetaphorSimile: When it comes to eating right and exercising, there is no “I’ll start tomorrow.†Tomorrow is disease. ~ V.L. Allineare #quote #health
2010-04-01 19:38:32
MetaphorSimile: Reading a footnote is like running downstairs to answer the doorbell during the first night of marriage ~ J.Barrymore #quote
2010-04-01 17:52:40
MetaphorSimile: RT @yogibeau: The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. -G.K.Chesterton #quote
2010-04-01 17:47:43
MetaphorSimile: Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. ~ Doug Larson #quote #health
2010-04-01 17:38:47
MetaphorSimile: RT @lebecrose: "Never let your ego get so close to your position that when your position goes, your ego goes with it." - C. Powell #quote
2010-04-01 08:36:36
MetaphorSimile: RT @rleseberg: RT @vanand98: Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. -Frank Lloyd Wright #quote
2010-04-01 08:34:16
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs @batistamr @cwriting @crasin2me @beiruta @Earl52 @sczepanski @VirtualJill1
2010-04-01 08:24:42
MetaphorSimile: RT @McCoyMarketing: The greatest wealth is health ~ Virgil #quote
2010-04-01 08:21:51
MetaphorSimile: RT @AcousticMusical: Beware the pull on your heartstrings: it's often the pursestrings that are actually being reached for. -B. Mikkelson
2010-03-31 19:34:48
MetaphorSimile: It is time for the human race to enter the solar system ~ Dan Quayle #quote #humor
2010-03-31 13:14:52
MetaphorSimile: RT @jasonoelrich: A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.~Francis Bacon #quote
2010-03-31 07:18:03
MetaphorSimile: RT @quotme: "There are risks and costs to action. But they are far less than the risks of inaction." - John F. Kennedy
2010-03-29 22:15:06
MetaphorSimile: I always pay my alimony on time, because if I ever fall behind, I'm afraid she might repossess me ~ Youngman #quote #humor #alimony
2010-03-29 17:56:23
MetaphorSimile: RE: @frkncngz You are only one thought away from a good feeling. http://disq.us/dksfz
2010-03-29 09:58:18
MetaphorSimile: They say money talks. Unfortunately, when it say my name it says 'Who?' ~ Jackie Mason #quote #humor #money
2010-03-26 22:12:46
MetaphorSimile: The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously ~ J.K.Galbraith #quote #economists
2010-03-26 18:50:04
MetaphorSimile: If Michelangelo had been hetersexual, the Sistine Chapel would have been painted basic white with a roller ~ Rita Brown #quote
2010-03-26 18:12:55
MetaphorSimile: RT @SwimBikeRunning: Do you want to be a power in the world Then be yourself. -Ralph Waldo Trine #quote
2010-03-26 17:48:45
MetaphorSimile: RT @Marie_Ang: A crisis may change your life but it doesn't have to ruin it - Dr. Phil #quote #wisdom
2010-03-26 17:42:45
MetaphorSimile: A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B." - Fats Domino #quote #jobs #graduate
2010-03-26 17:35:56
MetaphorSimile: RT @VirtualJill1: RT @Flipbooks: “If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one†~Mother Teresa #quote
2010-03-26 13:51:42
MetaphorSimile: Artists do not steal. But they do borrow without giving back ~ Ned Rorem #quote #art
2010-03-26 12:59:30
MetaphorSimile: Times and Sunday Times websites to charge from June http://goo.gl/b5CV This is bad news. I will not pay. Will you?
2010-03-26 12:51:52
MetaphorSimile: Presentation: Writing a Killer Blog Without Killing Yourself http://goo.gl/36g5
2010-03-26 12:15:52
MetaphorSimile: RT @mysmilenews: RT @LoriMoreno: All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. ~Charles Schulz #quote
2010-03-26 12:14:50
MetaphorSimile: RT @flipbooks: “Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy to a friend†~Martin Luther King #quote
2010-03-26 11:43:02
MetaphorSimile: Thanks for RTs @AllModConz @michaelelliot @crasin2me @dmbark
2010-03-25 02:10:48
MetaphorSimile: A friend to everybody is often a friend to nobody, or else in his simplicity he robs his family to help strangers ~ Spurgeon #quote
2010-03-24 22:16:46
MetaphorSimile: RE: @chrisbrogan If you change your e-mail address every so often then it cuts down this problem. The minor effort of … http://disq.us/dkmvo
2010-03-22 17:48:51
MetaphorSimile: Any persons caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed ~ M. Mavor #quote #golf
2010-03-22 17:37:52
MetaphorSimile: RE: Mahendra, don't worry, I certainly wasn't referring to you. No, I was diagnosing a primary cause of social-media-a… http://disq.us/dkj4c
2010-03-22 14:58:57
MetaphorSimile: RE: @ScepticGeek A lot of moaning about noise on social networks is just laziness. These are tools that require a litt… http://disq.us/dkiv5
2010-03-21 21:06:09
MetaphorSimile: Democracy is four wolves and a lamb sitting down to vote on what to have for luncheon. #politics #election
2010-03-21 20:54:53
MetaphorSimile: RT @feelgood_befree: Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food - William Hazlitt #quote
2010-03-21 18:39:38
MetaphorSimile: RT @voltrezman: Nobody makes a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little. - Edmund Burke #quote
2010-03-21 14:54:48
MetaphorSimile: RE: @misanthropicgeek It's even more important to maintain civility online because of the lack of body language, and t… http://disq.us/dkhf0
2010-03-20 22:30:03
MetaphorSimile: My ad-libs aren't worth the paper they're written on ~ Bob Hope #quote #humor http://ow.ly/1oOIw
2010-03-20 21:50:09
MetaphorSimile: @car4dave The QWERTY keyboard typewriter was designed so that the left hand typed the most common letters – it was a ... http://post.ly/UC
2010-03-20 21:25:02
MetaphorSimile: I come from a v. poor neighbourhood. Well, it was so bad, vandals had to supply their own phone boxes. ~ Les Dawson #quote #humor
2010-03-20 14:32:11
MetaphorSimile: I've been monitoring your computer usage. Please take a break right now before proceeding. #bigbrother
2010-03-18 10:11:02
MetaphorSimile: It was a three-star hotel – I could see them through the roof ~ Frankie Howard #quote #humor #hotel
2010-03-18 10:03:57
MetaphorSimile: RE: @Jesse It's good to try out different services to find out what you are comfortable with i.e. dabble with a wide r… http://disq.us/dkcvz
2010-03-17 17:40:10
MetaphorSimile: RT @Marie_Ang To succeed in life, you need a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone -Reba McEntire #quote #wisdom
2010-03-17 17:25:51
MetaphorSimile: It is easy to confuse motion with direction. #wisdom #selfhelp
2010-03-16 01:57:16
MetaphorSimile: The results of psychology experiments apply only to the participants – first-year college psychology students ~ Patrick Murray #quote
2010-03-14 22:37:19
MetaphorSimile: Pinero's eyebrows are like the skins of some small mammal just not large enough to be used as mats ~ M. Beerbohm #quote #simile
2010-03-12 10:38:53
MetaphorSimile: Psychic Fair Canceled Due To Unforeseen Circumstances. #humor #joke
2010-03-09 13:24:05
MetaphorSimile: How is it that the first piece of luggage on the airport carousel never belongs to anyone? ~ George Roberts. #quote #humor
2010-03-08 03:01:36
MetaphorSimile: I regret to say that 'scrota' is an anagram of 'actors' ~ John Gieldgud #quote #actors #oscars
2010-03-07 16:08:46
MetaphorSimile: 'Play it as where it lies' is a golf fundamental. The other is 'Wear it if it clashes' ~ Henry Beard #quote #golf #humor
2010-03-05 14:29:31
MetaphorSimile: Thanks 4 Rts @mentalhealth1 @sadeethya @property_101 @cutiesbarbie #ff @feistycoach @Sean_Kinney
2010-03-05 14:25:56
MetaphorSimile: Thank s4 RTs @fatloss4all @richfrompana @myhomedesign @V4Lamoure @IsabelTrent @xX_iFollow_Xx @scrapin_chick @Market_Renegade @DiamandiD
2010-03-05 14:17:12
MetaphorSimile: I've seen better plots than 'Break a Leg' in a cemetery ~ Steward Klein #quote #plays http://ow.ly/1eBzz
2010-03-04 02:09:15
MetaphorSimile: Never buy a pit bull terrier from a one-armed man ~ Dan Thompson #quote #humor
2010-03-04 01:58:24
MetaphorSimile: I'm all in favour of free expression provided it is kept rigidly under control ~ Alan Bennett #quote #humor
2010-03-04 01:54:13
MetaphorSimile: They misunderestimated me ~ George Bush #quote #humor #politics
2010-03-03 19:02:19
MetaphorSimile: If we can find the money to kill people, we can find the money to help people ~ Tony Benn #quote #politics
2010-03-01 21:04:37
MetaphorSimile: Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical ~ Yogi Berra #quote #humor
2010-02-27 22:11:02
MetaphorSimile: A density of 30 trees per 100 square metres can reduce the maximum flow of a tsunami by up to 90% #omgfacts #tsunami
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