Television Metaphors, Analogies and Similes

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More inflated than a televised antique valuation.

The jobless left the town looking for work in the South, like the arrows at in the opening sequence of Dad's Army.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

TV viewers numberless as the dust trapped in a habit that divorces them from their inner self.

Future generations will look back on what passes for TV entertainment as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad.

As rare as an ITV drama that doesn't promote murder entertainment. Imagine if murder was removed from the schedules.

Paxman irritates me, lolling around in his chair like an irritable octopus who's inhaled the whiff of a bad smell.

Kirsty is the TV presenter who wears old duvets.

MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980s.

In washing powder adverts, when an actress who was in The Bill rubs beetroot on a blouse, the crowd gasp horrified as though witnessing a major terrorist incident.

As predictably flat as derivative TV; Nurofen for the emotions and Ibuprofen for the intellect.

When women in TV adverts eat chocolate they instantly drop into the languor of the opium eater.

According to recent TV, swearing is crucial to cooking creativity; culinary Tourette's usually associated with the cleaners of septic tanks.

Little Britain's script was relentlessly full of single entendre tritely repeated like when a schoolboy first learns a new vulgarity.

Furniture as flimsy as a sitcom set.

Throughout the afternoon she never drew breath from giving firm opinions, like those ubiquitous pundits that are wheeled-out on TV's-Greatest-100-Moments programmes.

As an organization the BBC has more leaks than Thames Water.

The TV channel E4 has more repeats than a radish vindaloo.