Be A Genius With Metaphors
Thousands of Witty Metaphors, Humorous Analogies & Stylish Similes

• Jokes, quotations, metaphors, insights, insults, similes & analogies. Over 4000 figurative gems are presented in convenient themes: art, nature, history, humour, politics, relationships, TV & Films ... there's something here whatever your age or interest.
• Enjoy clever quotable metaphors in one place without having to read a massive number of books.
• Train your brain to be stimulated metaphorically.
• Discover the pleasure of interpretation beyond the literal.
• Spice up your conversational banter.
• We get bored hearing the same old cliches that eventually lose their meaning. By investing in thinking metaphorically you will exponentially improve your writing for business, sales pitches, student essays, speech writing, online articles and blogs.
• By sharpening your metaphor detection skills you are less likely to be misled by political spin doctors, or mis-sold to via adverts from big business.
• Metaphors change our way of looking at the world. As Aristotle wrote, metaphors are the mark of genius. Plus they're fun.
• The right metaphors can transform ordinary dullards into amusing wits. This book will stimulate your inner genius for humour and insight. You'll amaze and amuse your friends.

A 216 page book that contains thousands of original and surprising entries:

Be A Genius With Metaphors: Thousands of Witty Metaphors, Analogies and Similes .

• The book will be printed individually for you, so will you get the very latest version.
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